The amazing writer that gave us gems like Throne of magical arcana and Lord of mysteries has a wonderful sense of humor and I LOVE HIM also one of his works broke the steampunk theme record and was permanently collected by the national library of china.
by Aljun the Pan Crafter December 20, 2022
Get the Cuttlefish That Loves Divingmug. When you are getting head and your force your penis into the back of a girls throat and it comes out of her nose
by WhiteWangALang June 28, 2022
Get the Dirty scuba divemug. by Fuckmonkey99 February 20, 2018
Get the extreme muff divingmug. by The weirdo in your pants July 28, 2022
Get the Dead dick divemug. “Did you watch the Games last night? You just know the Canadian women’s team did some synchronized muff diving in their hotel later.”
by LinzerTorte July 27, 2021
Get the Synchronized Muff Divingmug. Andy Baker is the biggest pile diving hypocrite in this shithole because you know he would be the first one to dive deep down into a pile since he was 14 years old, yet when the cops come around he acts like he dont do drugs and offers to help them. "pile-diving hypocrite "
by CAckbloxer September 2, 2019
Get the Pile-Diving Hypocritemug. When you lube your girlfriend's legs pussy and your own cock. Stand on the tallest wardrobe you have and aim to crash land into her little pearl harbour.
*Caution: Only to be used in seriously sadist relationships.
*Caution: Only to be used in seriously sadist relationships.
Me: Four tubes of baby oil, three tubes of lube and a 6 foot jump to the promise land. Here comes to the kamikaze cock dive.
GF: Legs open for take off.
GF: Legs open for take off.
by Juan Tufrefor November 23, 2018
Get the kamikaze cock divemug.