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Corporate Communism

Which brings me back to a point I made previously...

Hym "Corporate communism. The reason I hate capitalism. It allows corporations to enshrine themselves as mini communist dictatorships. And not like Marxist utopian communism but, like, North Korea communist dictatorship. Like... Once a month I have to go to a meeting (that essentially mirrors a church sermon) and affirm THEIR values (they say OUR but their is no US and WE don't have values and their values are antithetical to mine). At the end of year meeting they wanted me to THANK this nigga! Like, it was his last year as owner and he was passing the mantle off to HIS SON and the board of directors is just his kids and they wanted me to say 'THANKS DEAR LEADER!' So, I'm thanking him... For working FOR him... So his kids can become him and have dominion over a 3rd of my life, have entitled themselves to my attitude or my on-the-clock emotional state, compel my speech with 5 lines of NPC dialogue, and all of this under the threat of exile and privation if I fail to comply? And I have to wear a uniform (which started in communist China). They literally gaslight me with my schedule
I was supposed to have off Sunday but I show up Saturday and the schedule has been changed without my knowledge. And if I don't like it... I just have to move to a different communist dictatorship don't I? Except I CAN'T! Because the water pump on my car went out and I literally can't go further than a block away from my house without my car stalling! I went to Taco Bell last week and my car stalled on my way into my parking lot and I had to push it into a parking space. Can't afford to get it fix. Can't work more hours because they have labor quotas. They keep hiring people to supplant my hours but they keep firing them because they are worse. When my manager told me that they fired the last one I laughed in her fucking face because SHE KNOWS the job is shit and that noone wants to do it and no one is ever going to work as hard as they want you to (Because they want you to dedicate your life to the dear leader and one of their values is Humility defined as 'Doing all of the work and taking none of the credit'). But that's corporate communism for you."
by Hym Iam April 30, 2024
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Corporate Padding

A role or person in a business or enterprise , which provides no value to the company or its customers. Usually seen in larger companies.
Can we all agree that project managers are just corporate padding?
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Corporate Padding

A role or person in companies, that provide little to no value for the company or its customers.
Everyone knows project managers, are just corporate padding.
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Corporate Weapon

An individual with the work ethic of a warrior in battle. Increases stakeholder value and decreases downtime. Productivity skyrockets and fluctuates time to time. A corporate warrior is defined as a highly valuable asset to a company but highly underpaid in most cases due to many factors but some can make big bucks sticking to it long term or having specific qualifications to begin with.
Get up corporate weapon it’s time to increase stakeholder value
by Unevenly_balanced May 26, 2024
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Remilia Corporation

Remilia Corporation is an online art collective known for its involvement in the NFT space, particularly through projects like Milady Maker and Bonkler. The corporation describes itself as a multifaceted organization that includes elements of an artist colony, lifestyle brand, community center, and investment fund. Remilia operates within the realms of digital art and blockchain technology, aiming to innovate and push the boundaries of these fields.
Remilia Corporation has redefined digital art, creating a unique blend of blockchain technology and artistic expression with projects like Milady Maker.
by lucavale May 28, 2024
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lance corporal activities

The most vile, stupid, grotesque, violent, and or completely out of pocket activities known to man.
Fellow LCpl: This is no time for lance corporal activities, Johnson, get out of the female head!
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Corporate streamlining

The act of lowering product quality, raising the price, & wondering why profits are plummeting.
With all this corporate streamlining, we SHOULD be making more money than ever, but we're not...

...probably because of millennials.
by student159 December 5, 2021
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