COD politician

Someone who claims to understand politics (specifically war) just because they played Call of Duty: Modern Warfare’s campaign without skipping the cutscenes.

Classified as a mental disorder. Symptoms include quoting death screen quotes from MW2 campaign, speaking in a deep British accent, and thinking that Urzikstan is a country.
Andre: Dude, have you heard that Mark’s taking IB global politics?
Corey: That’s wild, all he does is play Modern Warfare.
Andre: He thinks he’s some authority on global conflicts now apparently.
Corey: What a COD politician…
by Schizo Eagleson June 10, 2024
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COD God

That boy nice at COD, he plays like that dude COD God
by ChiefBeef July 10, 2024
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Cock of Disappointment (Cod)

• Description: Antonym – opposite of CoPD.
• Parameters:
o Opposite response from female who has experienced CoPD.
o Missing one (1) or more of the CoPD triad which consists of the following:
 Length
 Girth
 And, incredible natural; albeit almost brutal; stamina.
• Hours of duration – when you can honestly say you have five (5) or more hours of orgasm delivering stamina.
o Premature ejaculators.
o If the female has not had at least ten (10) vaginal, anal, clitoral, or combined orgasms.
o Disparaging remarks from the female:
 “Where is it?”
 “Are you in?”
 “Seriously?!”
 “Oh HELL no!”
 “What do you mean you’re done?”
Once you have had Cock of Pelvic Destruction (CoPD), you will never want a Cock of Disappointment (Cod) again.
by General Buck Turgidson September 24, 2017
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Cod player

Apart of the floodgates of racism
Bro I am cod player level of racist
by Imbored9876 September 27, 2023
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Churchill Cod

A fish seen with a large cigar* in its gob.
*A Bondi Cigar- a floating turd.
Cripes, did you see the school of Churchill Cod this morning? Must have been curry night last night.
by Bikkies December 21, 2006
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Cod snob

A person who lives in Cape Cod, Massachusetts who thinks they are better than everyone else if they traced their lineage back to the Pilgrims. They will look down on others who don't do such a thing.
Olivia and Jacob are such Cod snobs. Just how would I have been able to turn down the advances of boys who feigned interest in me if I had relatives like them who thought I should only be dating fellow blue bloods they approved of? It's no wonder why Belinda, Chester, Haille, and Laura defined their stuffy rules. Haille is the only one of them who defied their stuffy rules and lived to tell about it, while the others later died.
by chad'srockergrrrll April 21, 2024
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CoD Reload

A term often used in First Person Shooters, originally from the Call of Duty franchise, where players will reload their magazine fed weapons with a new, full magazine after only shooting 1 or 2 rounds.

This is due to the game often getting rid of realism for convenience sake to keep the game fast paced. This will lead to a very common practice many FPS players will develop where instead of how firearms actually work, where you'd only having a certain amount of magazines you can carry that are properly loaded with ammo at a given point and you need to tactfully & swiftly change magazines when engaging in combat the most efficiently you can, you can use a reserve of loose bullets to magically refill your weapon at any given point. This will often develop into a habit, where players, unless engaged in a serious fight, will shoot once, reload, repeat.

Unless the FPS is based on realism, the game will likely have the ability to CoD Reload. Common games you may see this in are Call of Duty, Battlefield, Counter Strike, Team Fortress 2, Siege, Overwatch and Grand Theft Auto.
"Stop reloading after every single shot you shoot please, you're annoying me with your CoD Reloading"
by Vivi_ May 03, 2023
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