Arkansas Chemist

-noun (ahr-kuhn-saw Kem-ist)
A specialist in the use of seminal fluid from humans or livestock to produce various personal health care or beauty products.

Why does Jennifer's skin look like that? "It's probably because she's an Arkansas Chemist."

Jason, how do you keep your hair in that little mohawk? "My uncle showed me how to mix this stuff in my hair; he was a chemist, an Arkansas Chemist, but he's in prison now."

by TeamExclaim September 30, 2010

Stuart's chemistry set

smoking apparatus; a bong.

From Beavis & Butthead.

person 1: "What is that odd contraption?"

person 2: "Oh - that's Stuart's chemistry set"

by Ronny St Papps December 19, 2004

My Chemical Romance

a GREAT band im not to sure what type of music to say ther are thers some punk in there but i wouldn't say ther were a full on punk band but i also don't think they are emo as alot of people seem to say they are they have a kind theatrical sound... but yer anyways

Gerad is HOT : ) and hes the perfect lead singer hes got that aura :))

by ______ May 6, 2005

Chaminade

Chaminades students consists of either potheads, hoes, or the very minority which are the actually smart ones. everyone in the school is fake and the teachers don’t give a shit about their students. every student has their head too far up their ass and think they can solve all their problems with their parents money. they all think that they are ghetto or that they could actually win in a fight. chaminades a shit show.

yup i go to Chaminade. ohhh u mean SNOBANADE?

by ruth the goat July 8, 2019

my chemical romance

a KICK ASS band from New Jersey a lot of people say that MCR is emo. They arn't 'emo' they never claimed to being 'emo' and people are like 'oh mcr? there emo because the sing abouit suicide and death.' they speak the truth and that is not emo mcr is mcr nothing more

Gerard:'And I think I'll blow my brains against the ceiling
And as the fragments of my skull begin to fall
Fall on your tongue like pixie dust just think happy thoughts'

hater: oh they are so emo

me:stfu my chemical romance kicks ass

by emodelite April 10, 2007

My Chemical Romance

A brilliant band, what makes them any different from another band getting famous? do you persecute other bands for calling themselves "pop punk" what's wrong with that? if they are, then that's what they are. stop being stupid, and petty and comparing them to bands like "the beatles" or "the ramones" their time has come and gone. deal with it. they're a completely different genre. music changes. two years ago, i bet you lot out there hadn't even heard of "emo" so stop acting like pretentious pricks, and get back to whatever you were doing before you decided to criticise this. I know, what you're all thinking, why am i commenting on here? because i'm tired of hearing the same crap over and over again EVERYWHERE not just here on this dictonary. and also because i got tired of my english essay. so give them a break, look at all the fans they have. they've got to be doing something right. I bet you lot out there criticising them, wouldn't get as much publicity as they have in the past two months, in ten years if you tried.

loser1: omg, would you look at that girl? thinking she's so xcore,listening to my chemical romance, i hate my chemical romance, they're so mainstream it's so annoying. they're on mtv everywhere

loser2: i know, i hate all this emo crap

GET A LIFE, IF THEY GO MAINSTREAM, IT DOES NOT AFFECT THE QUALITY OF THEIR MUSIC

by disaster*star January 3, 2007

My Chemical Romance

I band only listened to by fags A.K.A. Chris Simon

ewww, i hate my chemical romance!

by bd wong624 May 19, 2006