cap city central

Generation alpha slang expressing disbelief.

Person A: Yo, I skibidi'ed this lit girl last night

Person B: 🤔 Oh, cap city central alert! 🚨 Bro, you've been saying that since dinosaurs roamed the Earth. 🦕💤

Person A: Nah, for real, we were vibing, no cap! 🙌

Person B: 🤥 Bro, you're in Fantasyland with Mickey Mouse right now. 🏰🐭 That's some skibidi-level storytelling. #FictionalFacts

Person A: Nah, dead serious! She was feeling my vibe, I swear! 💯🔥

Person B: 🤣 Sure, she was feeling the vibe like Pluto feels the gravitational pull of Mars. 🪐 #OutOfThisWorldLies

Person A: Man, you never believe me!

Person B: 🙄 Because you're the mayor of Cap City Central! 🎩🏛️ #ElectionDayEveryday

Person A: Come on, bruh, I'm not capping! She even texted me this morning. 😏

Person B: 🤨 Oh really? Show me the receipts then! 📲👀

Person A: My phone died, man! But she was all about those good vibes. 😎💬

Person B: 🚨 Emergency alert! Code red cap city central! 🚨 Bro, your phone's got more issues than a math book. 📚📱 #TechnicalDifficulties

Person A: You gotta trust me on this one, fam!

Person B: Trust? 🤣 That's a skibidi-level request! You're more likely to find Bigfoot riding a unicorn. 🦄👣 #LegendaryLies

Person A: Whatever, man. You just jealous.

Person B: Jealous of your cap collection? 🧢😂 I'm good, bro. I'll be over here in the land of non-fiction. 📖🌍 👸🎭 #CapCityParade

by duncan harry February 26, 2024

gushington central

when u see a group of guys makes u gush thru your pants

do u see those guys over there? i’m in gushington central!!!!!💦

by mustache mindy!! August 8, 2023

Retard Central

(Derogatory)

Used often to refer to either:
A) the 'Ice Fishing Folly' level in Rayman Origins
B) Reddit

C)tumblr

D)Fortnite
E)Anything aimed at kids

Friend 1: "You know, I'm thinking of downloading Reddit, what do you think?"

Friend 2: "Uhhh, yeahno. Reddit is retard central. Have some standards."

by 00citrinequeen00 June 6, 2021

Sleep Central

Someone who is constantly sleeping around, and hooking up with random people.

Wow Jackson is just sleep central. He lets anyone slip it in. 🙄

by CUMWHORECOOKIE March 2, 2024

Vibe Central

Being the most “chill” and/or “cool” a person can possibly be. Someone who is at a maximum “chill” or “vibe”

Anna is very vibe central

by ZakBorg October 9, 2020

Central Michigan Forehead

The Central Michigan Forehead is a feature common of men in Central Michigan, in which the hairlines consistently recede at a young age.

Yo that dude has a massive Central Michigan Forehead.

by BigDaddyKosher May 15, 2018

gateshead central taxies

A bus company in the North East of England which is known for its dodgy af buses and shit service, often seen at the scrapyard picking out fiat ducato parts and the retirement home for new drivers. They also have some dodgy dealings with the governement.

Aye mate just gonna get on a gateshead central taxies bus and get a single and a bag of crack cocaine.

by Martjin Gilbert May 10, 2024