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John Cena

Getting an erection whilst in the middle of work or at any other awkward point much like when John Cena and Trish Stratus fought Beth Pheonix and Santino Marella. This is then very obvious but you continue anyway as if it was normal.
I was just sat there doing my data input when I got a John Cena.
by Loins13 February 13, 2009
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fitty cent

A fag who gets shot for "cracking" on other people who cant keep his fucking mouth shut and look at himself first..HE SUCKS
by -Andrea- July 27, 2003
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50 cent

u heard that new 50 cent jaun?
naw man i dontlisten to none of that g-unot bullstuff!
by Eric December 28, 2005
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gables centaur

1. awesome pimps who do shit all day in Coral Gables, FL
2. the antithesis of a key rat
"I saw that guy having sex with that woman, playing baseball with her son, what a gables centaur!"
by Emix June 2, 2004
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fitty cent

a rapper that wishes his record were worth fifty cents. rap sucks
Me: your dumbass paid twenty bucks for a fitty cent cd, i would pay a fuckin penny.

wannabe gangster: yo so what nigga, fo' shizzle, yo dawg imma bust a cap in yo ass son.

me: im not your fucking son, retard.
by MetallilbangeR April 13, 2005
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gables centaur

As a police man, I've never encountered a gang of rogueish fiends more terrifying than the Gables Centaurs. My first experience with them was during a gang fight between the Key Rats. The Key Rats had guns and knives, and were much bigger and gayer than the Gables Centaurs could ever be. But nonetheless, the Centaurs kicked the Key Rats' asses! All they had against the Key Rats' guns and knives were frozen baguettes and soggy hot dogs! Yet, here I see them slapping them across the face with the wet hot dog, and beating the Key Rats over the head with baguettes! It was a blood bath...horrifying to watch. Their leaders, Sophocles and Homer the Blind Poet then leered at me and started reciting lines from Greek Mythology. I almost shat myself. I've been through gang violence and drug busts, but nothing could've ever prepared me for my scuffle with the Centaurs. I'll never forget it...I started running to my car as fast as I could, but before I could reach it, they threw a bowl of French Onion soup at me. God knows why the hell they had a bowl of French Onion soup with them, those diabolical motherfuckers. The scalding liquid peremeated my flesh, I cowered to the floor, writhing with agony. I woke up ten days later in a hospital, with an acute case of amnesia, but an even more acute case of Frenchonionesia -- the chronic sent of French Onion Soup. To this day, I still smell like French Onion soup, all thanks to those Gables Centaurs bastards. One day...ah, what am I saying. I'll never get back at those Food Warriors. Never in my life. A man can wish though, a man can wish...
1. Hide your children, those bad mothafuckas the Gables Centaurs is a-walkin' down the street!
2. Key Rats shit themselves when they see Gables Centaurs with frozen baguettes and hot dogs.
3. No one can fight with French Onion soup more effectively than the Gables Centaurs.
by Officer McToughass November 28, 2004
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center code

Center code is a code where u center in a code that is a code that was center to the codes that were centered into a code.
Mom: Yo Lil dicky, whats the meaning of center code?
Ferg: Stop calling me that, and, you should check in the urbandictionary, they know whats the meaning.
by RamenCrackinUnfunny November 19, 2018
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