Determination ...
by King Tarek November 23, 2021
Get the Captain Harlockmug. A guy who bangs alot of fat chicks and thusly ''Racks up tonage'' like a sub captain from WW2. Sometimes a dance is involved, in whick you do the ''Sonar Sweep" the "parascope" and the "torpedo".
Nixon was at the Bar last night Subcaptaining like a champion.
Nixon is racking up tonage like a Sub Captain.
Nixon is racking up tonage like a Sub Captain.
by Steamy-Ray-Vaughn January 6, 2012
Get the Sub Captainmug. An entity that harnesses the strengths that is above the level of a super saiyan god. Approach with extreme caution, because he has a habbit of giving wedgies and stealing lunch money to buy more weed for his addiction. Also highest ranked Captain of the bottle army on button moon, who doesn't take 'no' for an answer. Has also claimed the lives of many threats, such as Sargent banger, and his silly sausages. He also defeated the likes of HateIsHere, and double4anime.
(Pretty much you should stay away if you value your existence, he will swallow you hole)
(Pretty much you should stay away if you value your existence, he will swallow you hole)
by Captain Large March 19, 2019
Get the Captain Largemug. the short list of people with whom you would feel comfortable talking on the phone while you are dropping a deuce
by Ae5Ea8 April 27, 2016
Get the captain's listmug. When a man or woman is unreasonably preoccupied with the action of navigating the social environment in search for socially designated hoes with the intention to either smoke with them or sell them crack with the hopes of gaining control over them.
Guy 1: Damn these hoes are desperately in need of equipment in the form of crack and smoke in their lungs.
Guy 2: Damn dude, you’re admirable. Definitely a captain smokeaho.
Guy 2: Damn dude, you’re admirable. Definitely a captain smokeaho.
by curious_kai April 22, 2023
Get the Captain Smokeahomug. "I got it! Hand over the captain's chair!"
"Your obviously doing it wrong. Give me the captains chair."
"Your obviously doing it wrong. Give me the captains chair."
by DutchPirate September 20, 2012
Get the Captain's Chairmug. He is one of the few Admiral Douchebags, sailing the office halls, highschools, and other public places. Often confused with Captain Redbeard, but rather than being a ginger, he has jet black hair.
He is often seen wearing a pair of sunglasses a wifebeater. Nothing can stop his greasy hair and fake Italian/New Jersian accent, for he as always dreamed of being a cast member on the Jersey Shore
He spends his days pointing at his biceps, following women, making promises he can't keep, blasting his shitty music, revving his car at anyone who dares walk "his" streets, lifting 20-pound dumbells while drinking Martinis, tanning while it's cloudy out, insulting anyone who wears the wrong brand shoes, complaining about his cellphone service, emptying gallons of spray deodorant, and banging your girlfriend.
He is often seen wearing a pair of sunglasses a wifebeater. Nothing can stop his greasy hair and fake Italian/New Jersian accent, for he as always dreamed of being a cast member on the Jersey Shore
He spends his days pointing at his biceps, following women, making promises he can't keep, blasting his shitty music, revving his car at anyone who dares walk "his" streets, lifting 20-pound dumbells while drinking Martinis, tanning while it's cloudy out, insulting anyone who wears the wrong brand shoes, complaining about his cellphone service, emptying gallons of spray deodorant, and banging your girlfriend.
by iSpeakDaTruthz March 4, 2011
Get the Captain DoucheBeardmug.