A sexual act involving Moose Antlers, Maple Syrup,the Stanley Cup and a very willing asshole
- The Colbert Show, 2010
- The Colbert Show, 2010
My girlfriend wanted to know Canada's History...and now she cries when she hears the Canadian National Anthem
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