cake

Euphemism for penis.

"I can fit a whole cake in my mouth!"

by Aotommo March 31, 2003

cake-eater

Supposedly dubbed by Marie Antoinette during the French Revolution. When citizens complained to her that the peasants were starving and that she should give them bread, she replied, "Let them eat cake!"

It is now used as a nickname for all people who live in Edina, MN. Although meant to be an insult (for the dominantely white, rich, and stuck-up high school), many students from Edina now take pride in it. Example: An Edina sports shirt that read, "Cake: Breakfast of Champions"

This term is most well known by its reference to Edina native Adam Banks in "The Mighty Ducks."

Stupid cake-eaters, I hate them all!

by MN Native February 14, 2006

dick cake

a birthday or bathloret cake shaped like a penis

i got cindey a giant dick cake for her birthday bash. its gonna b loads of fun.

by rob n john January 17, 2009

Making Cake

Earning money, getting cash, stacking bills, collecting coins, bringing in bacon, etc.

"If I could flip back to '87, I would've kept all my G.I. Joes in their boxes and be making cake on eBay right now."

by Lewis! October 15, 2009

Nigger cakes

A blatantly racist slang term for cornbread biscuits.

Pappy loved nigger cakes with his chili.

by the undying zombie December 16, 2007

neck cake

gettin that pussy

i was all on that shit yo. straight gettin that neck cake.

by scumslug December 29, 2009

Sheet Cake

The reside left over on one's bed sheets after the wet spot dries up. The wet spot consists of semen, vaginal and/or booty juices. The accumulation of this dried, caked up, amalgam of sex juices will vary. Single men tend to have more Sheet Cake than say a married couple.

Roger convinced a chick at the bar to go home with him for sex. While he told her that he was not a man whore and did not have multiple partners, the Sheet Cake on his bed told her otherwise.

Carl threw a party at his apartment. Throughout the evening, he had sex with several hot chicks attending the party. His sexual escapades that night left him with Sheet Cake the next morning.

by Eaton Holgoode May 22, 2015