by Kregritt October 25, 2018
When one is "hitting it from behind" and upon the point of climax, one whispers in the ear of the fuckee that he has a STD (sexually transmitted desease). Then one holds on as tight as he can as she/he tries to get away.
by Mike the great one April 02, 2004
A person who was born and lives in Massachusetts, but for some reason dresses like a cowboy. Usually a symptom of dementia from too many years of drinking.
Person 1: Why are you wearing cowboy boots and a cowboy hat?
Person 2: Because I grew up on a farm in Massachusetts.
Person 1: Oh, your a Massachusetts Cowboy.
Person 2: Baaaaaaaahhh!!!
Person 2: Because I grew up on a farm in Massachusetts.
Person 1: Oh, your a Massachusetts Cowboy.
Person 2: Baaaaaaaahhh!!!
by Herbie Mackengeorge January 27, 2009
Cowboy logic says that I shouldn't have to pay taxes for schools that will indoctrinate our kids against the jebus.
by Rex Hamilton October 09, 2007
-noun
One of the worst bands I have ever heard next to "A Fallen Aesthetic." It's nothing but a bunch of sloppy, overly-distorted guitar riffs, and the drums are so bad you could pick up some sticks and bang a drumset and it would sound just the same. And their songs and lyrics are about things like eating a taquito and subsequently taking a dump. Stupid.
One of the worst bands I have ever heard next to "A Fallen Aesthetic." It's nothing but a bunch of sloppy, overly-distorted guitar riffs, and the drums are so bad you could pick up some sticks and bang a drumset and it would sound just the same. And their songs and lyrics are about things like eating a taquito and subsequently taking a dump. Stupid.
"Man, Job for a Cowboy sucks! But I'd rather let my ears suffer cause A Fallen Aesthetic is just gay. And the only thing more gay than the band 'A Fallen Aesthetic' is the name."
"Job for a Cowboy is so stupid. I heard their song that was about eating a taquito and taking a dump and it made me want to bash my face into the sidewalk."
"Job for a Cowboy is so stupid. I heard their song that was about eating a taquito and taking a dump and it made me want to bash my face into the sidewalk."
by Asawisper July 13, 2008
The rash that a male often gets as the scrotum rubs up against the inner thighs from excessive movement. As a result, one walks similar to a cowboy with legs bowed. Thus the term, "Cowboy Syndrome."
John: "Oh my God! I think this is the worst case of Cowboy Syndrome I've ever had. My thighs feel like they're on fire.
Mike: "You better have that girlfriend of yours rub some ointment on there if you want it to get better."
Mike: "You better have that girlfriend of yours rub some ointment on there if you want it to get better."
by BlindSyde November 24, 2008
Henrick is sniffing mad dope tonight. Look at that dope ring around Head Ham's nose. Flim Flam is a dope head. Henrick sure is a cocaine Cocaine Cowboy
by V-Blob December 26, 2010