Best couple

The ultimate duo that makes everyone else question their own relationship standards. They’re that pair that somehow manages to be goofy, loyal, and disgustingly cute all at once.

Example: “Honestly, Kamryn and Duncan are the best couple , they argue over fries one minute and plan matching Halloween costumes the next."

by Somal November 10, 2025

Couple Knuckle

Fisting

I want to give you a couple knuckle

by anonymous December 15, 2025

Great on Paper Couple

NOUN: When 2 people seem like a perfect match: they have a lot in common, are both attractive, have mutual friends...just no sexual chemistry.

I set up my cousin and my best friend, but it turns out they are just a Great on Paper Couple. Too bad, because I think they're perfect for each other and it would really work out for me.

by Sisters from Another Mister January 12, 2026

A COUPLE BACK SMACKERS

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A COUPLE BACK SMACKERS

by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025

A Couple For Back Smacking

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Couple For Back Smacking

by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025

Cotton Candy Couples

refers to a pair where one partner has blue hair and the other has pink hair

Walking hand in hand the Cotton Candy Couples stood out with their matching blue and pink hair, looking like they stepped out of a fairytale.

by misscherrypie March 21, 2025

Couple

2 or more People

A couple of retard kids were in pairs since they had to blow.

by KidExploder1523 May 31, 2023