A disproportionate or oddly shaped penis that upon being viewed results in uproarious laughter from another or others. Also refers an actual person with a clown dick.
Reginald: Hey baby take a look at my cock... <zip>
Jessica: hahahaha, you've got a clown dick! I can't wait to tell all of my friends.
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Terrance, what's up you clown dick motherfucka.
Jessica: hahahaha, you've got a clown dick! I can't wait to tell all of my friends.
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Terrance, what's up you clown dick motherfucka.
by standardApartmentComplex March 8, 2009
Get the clown dick mug.The Clown Switcheroo is a sexual action that I do not personally recommend, unless the person in question has wronged you.
The Clown switcheroo is when one person blindfolds their sexual partner and begins to have anal sex with them. Eventually, the one who isn't being penetrated will say they have to go to the bathroom.
He will leave the room, and his friend in a clown suit will enter the room, and begin having anal sex with the blindfolded one. Eventually, the blindfolded one will look around and see a clown.
Hilarity and lawsuits ensue, results may vary.
The Clown switcheroo is when one person blindfolds their sexual partner and begins to have anal sex with them. Eventually, the one who isn't being penetrated will say they have to go to the bathroom.
He will leave the room, and his friend in a clown suit will enter the room, and begin having anal sex with the blindfolded one. Eventually, the blindfolded one will look around and see a clown.
Hilarity and lawsuits ensue, results may vary.
by Snizzy Snazz Bullets January 2, 2009
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The act of shooting a strong stream of urine directly into one's mouth. This act's name is derived from the carnival game "clown splash" where contestants shoot a water gun into a clown's mouth which blows up a balloon.
She opened her mouth and closed her eyes for the surprise. However, she didn't anticipate the clown splash which drenched her mouth and face as she winced away in shock and disgust.
by A-Bomber April 14, 2008
Get the clown splash mug.A group whose members are pathetic, deranged, and out of touch with reality. They are impressionable enough that a couple of dimwitted sellouts (the Insane Clown Posse) are able to confuse them. Such confusion has typically led to violence, murder, and other heinous acts. Recently, a juggalo (Insane Clown Posse fan) murdered an innocent family and continued to remain in their presence to the extent that he "smelled like dead bodies." This is not cool. The members of this group should be publicly ridiculed and do not deserve protection under the law. There ought to be a public mandate stating that "all those associated with these murdering false prophets (ICP) should be given one chance at redemption before being arrested for associating with terrorists." Constitutional rights protect someones freedom of speech to the extent that it does not infringe on someone elses rights. The Insane Clown Posse's intentions may not be apparent (though they should be) but the end result is a group of blind followers who devalue personal safety, human life, and education.
How many lives must we lose before we realize that the association with this group is dangerous? Even though the few do not speak for the many all fans of this musical group should realize that their association with these murderers is grounds for being called "fags" "idiots" or "losers." Insane Clown Posse is not talented enough to be making such a negative impact. Hitler was atleast good enough at public speaking that he was able to gain a bigger following. These losers who dress up as clowns deserve to meet with the "iron fist" of justice.
by TheApparentTruth November 21, 2009
Get the Insane Clown Posse mug.To be willing/able to drink a lot and goof off. It could also mean just being really game to do something...anything.
by TheBMillz January 24, 2011
Get the Down to Clown mug.HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! You realy searched them? ok then, the insane clown posse is a talentless, retarded looking and acting, clown "band". Every song has the words mother fucker in it, and they typically like to refer to them and their teenage pothead highschool dropouts fanbase as juggalos(or however you spell it, i couldnt give a shit). I would not recommend this group to anyone who can hear, fuck it, anyone with ears.
they like to think of themselves as kind of a gang, working in teams to weed out da haterzz and bring them to justice. but what theyre really doing is giving sensible peoplle something to laugh hysterrically at when they come up to you in a hat that has some man with a hatchet on it saying theyre gonna kick your ass. well, i say a real band will carry a fucking axe and destroy you (such as into the moat).
they like to think they are tough, but on the contrary, they are a bunch of pussies who will drop off of the face of the earth until in twenty years when VH1 is doing a "shitty music from 2001-2010" special, a fifty year old dane cook will make fun of them and their horribly put together music videos. *middle finger*
they like to think of themselves as kind of a gang, working in teams to weed out da haterzz and bring them to justice. but what theyre really doing is giving sensible peoplle something to laugh hysterrically at when they come up to you in a hat that has some man with a hatchet on it saying theyre gonna kick your ass. well, i say a real band will carry a fucking axe and destroy you (such as into the moat).
they like to think they are tough, but on the contrary, they are a bunch of pussies who will drop off of the face of the earth until in twenty years when VH1 is doing a "shitty music from 2001-2010" special, a fifty year old dane cook will make fun of them and their horribly put together music videos. *middle finger*
James: man you heard dat new Insane Clown Posse cd-izzle? itzz offada chian fo real juggalo.
Me: you just called me juggalo....im going to walk away and come back in 5 minutes...if youre NOT listening to something good like The Ghost Inside the shit will hit the fan.
Me: you just called me juggalo....im going to walk away and come back in 5 minutes...if youre NOT listening to something good like The Ghost Inside the shit will hit the fan.
by Brock.ashton September 18, 2009
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'Donna's had 4 kids?! She must have a clowns pocket!'
'Donna's had 4 kids?! She must have a clowns pocket!'
by Ian S Copp April 18, 2006
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