Also known as MBL, it is a set of text written in a way that one may consider it to be broken English, but it also uses words from other languages. There is no punctuation or regulation of any kind applied to MBL, just do whatever
A-“Is you an americas?”
B-“no but are you from a non-English speaking country?”
A-“oui mein komrade”
B-“You speakin’ in mixed broken language?”
A-“si”
B-“no but are you from a non-English speaking country?”
A-“oui mein komrade”
B-“You speakin’ in mixed broken language?”
A-“si”
by Just a human on this planet October 4, 2017
Get the Mixed Broken Languagemug. by bigboyfacts February 5, 2021
Get the broken fingersmug. 1."Damn, Suki! This here broken pretzel is too spicy. I thought i ordered mild, dickweed."
2. "FUCK OFF, GRANDMA."
2. "FUCK OFF, GRANDMA."
by Dillydally February 23, 2008
Get the Broken Pretzelmug. It’s never, “good job, you won all your games again!”
It’s always, “next time…” or “you can do better if...”
It’s never, “are you ok?”
It’s always, “Stop being a baby”
Your sister yells, “Go away, I don’t need you!!”
It’s “Its ok Hunny, calm down”
But when you say, “can I try one more time?”
it’s, “Well fine, I’m just trying to help”
Why
“Mom, I’m sad because someone is bullying me at school…, I don’t feel I’m enough for this world”
“Not again! You can’t have the same problems as your sister.”
“Hunny, your sister is having a hard time at school, be nicer to her, maybe do her dishes today”
“But mom, I have volleyba-”
“THAT ENOUGH, BE NICER, BE BETTER, BE perfect”
Perfect, that’s a funny word.
per·fect
“having all the required or desirable elements, qualities, or characteristics; as good as it is possible to be.”
Ok I can do that
Clean the house. Walk the dogs twice a day. Do the laundry. Make the beds. Make dinner and lunch.
That’s perfect
“Chloe, can you please help me, it’s your day for dishes and I’m cleaning the rest of the house”
“Later” or “no”
No, That’s the easiest word in the human language, yet so powerful.
It’s always, “next time…” or “you can do better if...”
It’s never, “are you ok?”
It’s always, “Stop being a baby”
Your sister yells, “Go away, I don’t need you!!”
It’s “Its ok Hunny, calm down”
But when you say, “can I try one more time?”
it’s, “Well fine, I’m just trying to help”
Why
“Mom, I’m sad because someone is bullying me at school…, I don’t feel I’m enough for this world”
“Not again! You can’t have the same problems as your sister.”
“Hunny, your sister is having a hard time at school, be nicer to her, maybe do her dishes today”
“But mom, I have volleyba-”
“THAT ENOUGH, BE NICER, BE BETTER, BE perfect”
Perfect, that’s a funny word.
per·fect
“having all the required or desirable elements, qualities, or characteristics; as good as it is possible to be.”
Ok I can do that
Clean the house. Walk the dogs twice a day. Do the laundry. Make the beds. Make dinner and lunch.
That’s perfect
“Chloe, can you please help me, it’s your day for dishes and I’m cleaning the rest of the house”
“Later” or “no”
No, That’s the easiest word in the human language, yet so powerful.
by cassydassie November 9, 2020
Get the I've Brokenmug. this is when you are heart broken times three and even one time is really really bad and can make someone want to commit suicide.. and doctors don't help they just be making it worst for people to want to do it even more. let me explain a example of how someone can be triple heart broken. so let's say someone lost their wife who he really love and was the best man possible to her, let's say this happen because their new born daughter was killed. that two heart broken effects right there, and now let's say some girl that is evil but looks really good in public and is a young girl or pretending to be a young girl and can still can pretend to be young underage girl at the age of 28. let's say this girl was mad he wouldn't date her and shes beautiful and sexy and he's faithful to his wife. and she lie on him and said he rape her. to lock him up thinking he scared to have sex with her because she under age and would go to prison for it and she make it happen anyway when she thinks he was trying to avoid it. and let's say this guy is a hero who always protect all girls and women from rape and he hates it and vowed to GOD he wouldn't even do it. and an example of an Quad heart break that is four times he could of rape his wife in the beginning before they got married and couldn't help his strong feelings of love for her.
he's triple heart broken? i doubt he's still living through that immense pain agony and suffering mix up no matter how much time passes by, even his old lost wife ask why are you still hurting?
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 23, 2022
Get the Triple heart brokenmug. When you’re in jail and miss mandatory workout so they force you to do around 300-500 squats up the stairs
If you don’t do that you get beaten by your race
If you don’t do that you get beaten by your race
by Fucku niggerlover November 14, 2023
Get the Broken offmug. A male that has been emasculated, castrated, and sodomized. A male that has submitted to society. A male that has given up his ass.
by 10THou August 26, 2022
Get the Seal has been brokenmug.