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to shit bricks

A verb used to emphasize that a large spectacle has happened in the presence of a witness, who then defecated building blocks on the spot.

It is commonly used in the past tense in the following format:
"When (insert), I shat bricks (./!)"
where the (insert) is filled with a noun affecting/completing an action or being affected by a verb and the sentence is ended with either a period or exclamation mark (./!)

It is also utilized as a phrase of exclamation, also in past tense. This clause is preceded by a remark or sentence which could be reformatted into the form above. However, this form is not as prevalent as the abovementioned.
Noun affecting or completing an action
"When Bender saw it, he shat bricks."

Noun being affected by an object
"When that guy got hit by that snow plow, I shat bricks!"

Exclamation
"I shat bricks!"

Note: 'To shit bricks' is never used in its infinitive form and is conjugated in any of the twelve tenses
by FlTr February 10, 2009
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Jesus Brick

If someone says something stupid or does something ridiculously awful, Jesus throws a brick at you with a note tied to it "from: Jesus"
The brick can fly around until it has stricken down its target. This phrase is ok to use if you don't believe in Jesus.
Girl - "Look, reindeer!!!!"
Boy - "Jesus brick! Those are cows!"
by REALITY, bitch January 8, 2009
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Brick Wall

AKA - Bw for short. When you try to start conversation with somebody and they do not respond or respond with one word answers. This is very rampant in group chats.
So, what's everyone up to this weekend?

....nobody answers

Brick wall or Bw
by Crayloso August 28, 2013
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Brick Layer

A hard working person. A person that doesn't get involved with work politics or kissing ass. A person who does a solid days work regardless of pressures of the need to just get it done.
That detective didn't tell you that just to close his case. He's a real brick layer that one.
by DannaLee September 5, 2015
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Brick dick

Slang for the "Mechanical Engineering Engineering Mechanics" (MEEM) building at Michigan Technological University.
by Ryan March 13, 2004
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Dirty Brick

this word started off as a joke to sound gross and sexual, but can probably be considered a synonym of the Cleveland Steamer. This is the act of the male defecating onto the females chest, right between her boobs, so that when she squeezes her boobs together the turd takes on the shape of a brick.
Trish got the Dirty Brick last night from Evan. Apparently they need new sheets
by bmtron June 16, 2008
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London to a brick

it's London to a brick that taxes won't go down
by aenema August 16, 2003
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