english breakfast

When one wakes up their partner by tea bagging them

Jenny was surprised to find that Rod had woken her up by serving her an English Breakfast.

by British Gentleman January 21, 2008

English Breakfast Tea

When you fuck a cup of tea and then drink it.
It is what the English used to do before tv was invented

I love this tea, its so yummy
Dude, I just English Breakfast Tea'd in that!
Yummy ;)

by Srdjan April 30, 2008

Italian Breakfast

The morning after you have sexual intercourse with your mate she eats off the dry cum off of your sac.

What'd you eat for breakfast?

I had one of those italian breakfasts this morning!

by Olivia Buckham August 22, 2011

Breakfasty

A light but tasty meal, usually occurs late morning but definitively before brunch. The term is a portmanteau of the words breakfast and lovely, not as some claim a bastardization of "breakfast tea"

Proper breakfasty foods include artichokes, Brie cheese and jelly-never jam.

Juan: Isabela would you like to have breakfasty with me on Sunday?
Isabela: why, yes. I would love to (in british accent and lifting a pinky)

by Xottox April 19, 2011

Greasy Breakfast

The act of grabbing some one by the ears (normally a girl) and wiping her face up your gooch and nutsack

*one boy to another* - Sophie woke up to me giving her a fantastic greasy breakfast this morning

by Grease Monster March 9, 2011

israeli breakfast

The act of eating eggs, cottage cheese, nutella, tuna mix, avocado, and olives out of a woman's pussy.

Ezekiel: "I had the best israeli breakfast this morning before shacharit at the synagogue"
Abraham: "Oy vey!"

by Big Dingo January 19, 2016

The Breakfast of Champions

The meal that any woman (or gay man for that matter) can stomach after a night consisting of having sex a total of at least 10 times with 3 different guys, and then continues in the morning with the knob slobbing.

Male: "You ready for the breakfast of champions?"
Female: "If it is what I think it is, then n..."
*Splurge*

by fagmuffin February 23, 2005