Psycho Ex-Boyfriend

An incredibly unpredictable man, or boy who is on an everyday basis calling you or stopping by your house to try to " Fix the problem" and doesn't understand what it means not to be together anymore.

Yesterday not only did I have 32 missed calls from him but my work told me he stopped by there to see if I was working. Yes, he is one Psycho Ex-Boyfriend

by Mary Jane Doe December 26, 2008

Pseudo Boyfriend

The male best friend of a female. They do everything together but they're not in a relationship.

"Hey what's Liz doing tonight?"

"She's going out to that new bar with her 'Pseudo Boyfriend' and wants to meet up with us later"

by RHKP August 13, 2008

Boyfriend buddie

a friend but a bit more than a friend but a bit less than a boyfriend but actual going out

rob- hey
saz- ill be your gf buddy
rob- what?
saz- i want to be your girlfriend buddy
rob- aw right i will be your boyfriend buddie

by HEYBETTY09 November 8, 2009

emotional boyfriend

Expressing love interest to another man continuously(ex. love letters, sex texting, fake dates) without actually touching at all. this does NOT include a friendship between a male and a female where they talk about their feelings about things excluding each other.

Sally: George never talks about how he feels about us, so I found this guy Hank who tells me how much he loves me all the time.

Rita: Oh, so he's your emotional boyfriend!

by naughtyhottie372 July 2, 2009

Boyfriend

The title a male must have to get full access to nipples.

Guy: "Hey, I'm just trying to get a little nip action over here."
Girl: "I think you need a certain title to get access to those bad boys... like my boyfriend."

by The Maker of Sandwiches November 5, 2011

Boyfriend-in-law

When your wife is a whore that can't make it through your military tour without getting dick, so she ends up obtaining a boyfriend to fill in her dickspace despite her marital vows.

My boyfriend-in-law fucks my wife while I go fight for my country.

by Cuntrybarb787 October 25, 2019

Beers of Boyfriends Past

A collection of beers in your refrigerator, bought specifically for your boyfriend or man you were dating, which remain in your frige long after these men are no longer in your life because they are beers you don't like and will never drink.

Asked to a guest:
Would you like something to drink, I have Beers of Boyfriends Past like Heineken, Budweiser, and a Fosters 40.

by 3mechauns November 11, 2009