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boof

1. (v) to intake a substance via the rectum
2. (v) to do something stupid

Also (n) a dumb thing or action. Sometimes expressed in the form "off the boof" to say that something is a boof or that someone is boofing.
3. (n) a deep bark

Also (v) to produce a deep bark
1. Sen. Whitehouse: “I don’t know if it’s ‘buffed’ or ‘boofed,’ how do you pronounce that?”
Brett Kavanaugh: "That refers to flatulence sic."

2. Person A: The person you are talking to is a catfish. You're boofing so hard bro. You're mad off the boof.
Person B: I didn't even realize that until now. That's such a boof.

3. Me: Want a treat?
My dog: BOOF
Me: Don't boof at me like that!
by peculiargoldfish October 28, 2021
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boof

pass de boof
by kingcucumber13 March 21, 2019
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Boofed

Being butt fucked or butt fucking under circumstances or mild objection or surprise. Derived from the sound Bret Kavanaugh's victims make just after being thrown on the bed at the moment of penetration, " bu-oof"
Bret boofed me at the party last night, but I loosened up so he'd let me breath.
by Jigabagaratis May 2, 2020
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Boof Star

Short for, Boof Star Global Industries, a corporation for good.
Boof Star is global infotainment company and religious organization dedicated to the Boof. It has attracted a cult like following of boof and boofing enthusiasts.
Followers of the Boof Star are commonly referred to as lil boofies. To join, you must accept the boof and share it. Sharing will increase your lifespan.

You can accept the boof yourself by following @boofstarx on Instagram or at boofstar.com
Accept the boof and share it, my lil boofy! Only then will Boof Star grant you longer life.
by FatherBoof November 23, 2021
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Boof

just means boof
“Boof”
by yo mama is hot January 26, 2021
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Boofness

Boofness is talking reckless without having his/her facts straight.
Nikolas Angel Rodriguez talks boofness all the time.
by Kitty💗 October 10, 2016
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honk the boof

To perform sodomy. A Canadian way to refer to performing butt stuff
I hear Canadian soldiers are allowed to grow beards and honk the boof, unlike their U.S.A counterparts
by Hauntedleo June 20, 2023
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