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Put the Bible in the drawer

Tom and Jenny are going in there to put the Bible in the drawer.
by Conner Grant February 7, 2018
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Bible Thumping Trumper

Exactly what is says. If God is okay with Trump being President than so am I.
Did you vote red?
Of course I did! I am a Bible Thumping Trumper
by AA Friend of Bill August 11, 2025
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Holy Bible

Yo! grab the Holy Bible, I’m about to bless this nigga.
by ThaParks December 16, 2021
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Bible

It’s an expression, currently used my tha Kardashian. It means « I swear »
So instead saying « i swear, it was delicious ! » you should say « omg BIBLE, it was delicious ! »
by Coffeelover05 November 24, 2021
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The Bible

A reliable collection of historical documents written by eyewitnesses about eyewitness accounts, with every author-which there is forty of them, whom most have never met each other- claiming that their writing is not under the will of man, but under the inspiration of the same true God. These documents were written over the course of 1500 years, over 3 continents, written with 3 languages, 66 documents, and has over 25,000 archaeological dig sites directly proving the events that occur in this book. The Bible has thousands of prophecies, with over 2,500 of them being fulfilled and the rest have yet to be fulfilled,(since they prophesied future events.) One of these prophecies predicted that Jesus was going to be crucified hundreds of years before crucifixion was even invented.
There are over 2 billion people who use these collection historical documents called the Bible as the foundation for the morals in their life.
by Plain_Old_Eli May 6, 2025
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Bible Puncher

somebody who pretends to have admirable principles, beliefs, or feelings but behaves otherwise.
He is a typical Bible Puncher , in church on every Sunday yet he beats his wife every other day of the week!
by Double the Trouble September 23, 2016
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Bible beater

Someone who jerks off while reading a bible
Johnny sins needs Jesus so much he’s a Bible beater jerk off and read the Bible at the same time
by Cole4nu January 9, 2024
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