Van Bettie

Van Betty (fun betty) is the iconic Surname given to a totally awesome girl, that really knows how to have a good time. She has no insecurities, issues or baggage. She is almost one of the guys but is still also a girly girl. She is the type of girl that is as close to perfect as perfect can get, she may have some flaws, but in the larger scheme of things these are negligible. Similar to a panda girl, she is smart, funny and super cute. Van Betties are also somewhat of an "endangered species" as few of them actually exist.
Van Betties are hard to find and must not be confused with a Fake Van Betty who will pretend to be a Van Betty until she has her claws into a guy. A genuine Van Betty will never give her guy a hard time and will never pull up the handbrake! Van Betties are really into action sports, both as a spectator and as a participant.
Also see Betty hot chick

She is a real Van Bettie, she is always keen to do fun guy stuff and never has attitude, I think we should call her "insert her first name here" Van Betty

by TeeOneThousand December 11, 2011

Beau Bettis

A little shit who sends memes to you when you try to talk to them, and they don’t respond to you

that lil fucker beau bettis

by beau bettis June 27, 2022

Stripper Betty

A girl named Betty who is a high school student by day and ends up being a stripper by night.

You got your dick sucked by a girl whose name is Stripper Betty.

by Skip6 November 5, 2021

Betty

One who Likes Archie who is a man now. Wants best for archie. She also admires Archie for everything he is and looks at him with respect.

Betty likes Archie and wants best for him.

by Hijbullah May 13, 2021

The Betty White

When you take your dentures out and suck a dick with your gums

My friends mom gave me The Betty White yesterday.

by Necromancer.ii July 7, 2023

Bubble blowing Betty

A girl who loves everything with a penis. She always chooses the wrong men with chaods. She loves to gag on your balls so be careful

"bro did you hear bubble blowing Betty was coming to that party in the lace thongs"

by Chaod slopper April 4, 2021

Talking to Betty

Getting high on Marijuana.

Yoooo, we were talking to Betty last night under the bleachers.

by Stasea December 29, 2020