haemorrhoid(s)
A comical metaphor for an external anal haemorrhoid, named due to its similarity to the shape and size of berries and the location on the body (bottom-bum). You put cream on your bum berries when they are inflamed
by mr proctor November 2, 2013

by A bitch who knows nothing January 28, 2018

A on the South Coast with dirty Surf Rats and People who have hair that smells like chicken Noodles.
by T Pep February 26, 2011

Another name for a Cock Blocker, hence the C and B in Crunch Berry. Generally, it is a less vulagar word to use.
by Tony the Tiger001 October 18, 2011

Kids would traditionally pick Raspberries in the school summer holidays. As they wouldn't want to wear their best clothes but didn't want to look 'un-cool' in front of their mates they would wear their old, worn designer gear ie: I wouldn't wear it to the cinema but it'll do for the berries. Now used for the type of bird that isn't the best but won't cause embarrassment in front of your mates.
'What do you think of her over at the puggy?'
'She'd do for the berries'
'Aye, I'll give her a shotty'
'She'd do for the berries'
'Aye, I'll give her a shotty'
by LinzScott140 December 27, 2011

by RenoTahoe June 2, 2015

Bill was enjoying his time alone in his cubical, berrybating, when he suddenly lost his cell signal. "Bob Saget! now I am going to get Berry Balls."
by Master Berrybater October 27, 2009
