Guy 1: Have you heard of Ben?
Guy 2: No? what happened?
Guy 1: He got moved to a school for special children because he couldn't count to 7
Guy 2: WHAT A CRETIN
Guy 2: No? what happened?
Guy 1: He got moved to a school for special children because he couldn't count to 7
Guy 2: WHAT A CRETIN
by MoistPaperPlates February 1, 2019
Get the Ben mug.Ben is the most disadvantageous person, if he breathes in your face, it will disintegrate because of his terrible breath. Ben's breath is commonly used in nuclear bombs because of the level of toxicity in the molecules that make up the breath.
Yay! We are going to win the hockey game! Oh no! There goes Ben, the disadvantage. He just scored in our own net 8 times and we lost 8-7.
by CheddarChowder February 12, 2019
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Friend 1: What the fuck dude! Why you tryna Ben me?!
Friend 2: Im sorry, im a fucking dumbass
Friend 1: Correct
Friend 2: Im sorry, im a fucking dumbass
Friend 1: Correct
by Pizza King August 30, 2018
Get the Ben mug.A man who everyone teases. Too bad. Maybe they also know that he gets screamed at at home all the time and guilt tripped and manipulated by everyone who he comes across. He cannot handle his father screaming at him - not even one more time.
Too bad he can't figure out what is happening. And will never figure out what is happening. And will never figure out what is happening. Must be a Ben.
by Your aweful May 29, 2018
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