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Ben

The worst guy in bed, with a tiny you know what. Doesn't know what he's doing. Used as an insult in many cases.
Person 1:'did you enjoy last night with your man'
Person 2:'hell no he was a major Ben'
by Luigi penetonni January 1, 2012
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Ben

Ben is the type of guy who was a fat fucking chode. he looks like a frog he has the *what are those! shoes* he is a druggie and thinks he's sooo fucking cool asf... But he's not cuz he's a fat bitch. Hes also afraid of girls. U fucking fat bulldog bitch!
by Joeboo12345 April 14, 2016
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Ben

Gay little shit that fucking eats Doritos and drinks Mtn Dew and sits on his ass all damn day playing fucking Fortnite and swearing at the little 3 year olds for calling him retarded.
Little Kid: Your gay.
Ben: What the fuck u say to me you little shit?!?!
by TTVReckless August 28, 2019
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Ben

Thinks his name is Sam, but its actually ben
'Hi my names Sam'... 'okay it's actually Ben'
by Benjaminlol May 10, 2018
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Ben

Ben can bench 90kg but can’t carry more than 2 slices of bread

Ben is the sort of guy to put sauce on a guys knob, suck it off then say no homo afterward
Anyone: You're such a Ben

No one: Ben is good
by CheddarSticks June 7, 2019
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Ben

Ben has a big ass dick
Here comes big ass ass dick Ben omg I want it in my butt
by Chkm November 1, 2018
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Ben

Has narcissistic personality disorder. Has problems keeping genitalia clean. Has the nose of an elf and looks like an avatar. Arse is massive and not in a good way. German origin but doesn’t wear socks and sandals. Likes eating big things that smudge all over his face. Cheats. Makes friends with exes. Fake. Has daddy issues which created the personality disorder. Dad would sell him for a new laptop
I can’t believe you cheated, took all my money and emotionally abused me and live in such an unempathic manner.

That’s because you dated a Ben.

Has that man got tits??

Yeah that’s a Ben.
by Bunstinioyaa May 30, 2018
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