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shoot the basket 

when your beating your meat and your ejaculate goes into your belly button
the ejaculate being the ball and the basket being your tummy
frank- i learned how to shoot the basket yesterday

john- im so jealous TEACH ME
shoot the basket by Fro 51 October 4, 2008

Underwater Basket Weaving 

The act of female masturbation in a bath.
Sophie said she was going to have a bath but I think she's going for a bit of underwater basket weaving.
Underwater Basket Weaving by CKing February 8, 2013

Hell Basket

Hell in a Basket.
"hell basket! We forgot the movies upstairs."

Hell Basket by Alicia Blanie February 27, 2009

Jew basket 

A basket stacked to the top with jews
Damn that church is a jew basket
Jew basket by Spencerhughs69 September 11, 2018

Putting the lotion in the basket 

In hockey, to score a goal. Derived from an oft-repeated line from the film, The Silence of the Lambs, as uttered by the character Buffalo Bill: "It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again. It puts the lotion in the basket."
"Jagr leads the team in scoring, but Lemieux is no slouch at putting the lotion in the basket either."

"Iginla breaks away, dekes left....and puts the lotion in the basket! His 20th of the season."

Easter Basket 

General term for all of the parts of a woman related to the storage and dispersal of eggs, including the ovaries, uterus, and vagina.
Woman: "Ow! That bitch just kicked me right in the Easter Basket!"

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Art Critic: "Damn, Picasso, I've never before seen a square Easter Basket".

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OBGYN: "I haven't seen an Easter Basket this messed up since my mom got the egg dye mixed up with the pancake batter".

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ER Doctor: (Removing fragments of chicken-egg shells from inside a woman's vagina) "You really aren't clear on the concept, are you?"
Easter Basket by scorpionmintred February 17, 2010