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oops baby

The youngest child of a family, usually with a large age gap between that child and the next youngest. Generally a product of a mom who had the kid in their 40s or later.
I had my first three kids in my 20s. I thought I had entered menopause when I turned 40 as I stopped having my period. But it turns out I was pregnant with my "oops baby."
by unsolicitedadvicelady August 25, 2017
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Bag of Babies

The product of a toe curling orgasm for a human male. An orgasm so amazing that it literally drains every bit of reproductive material from the scrotal sack. The overwhelmingly large amount of ejaculate being the entire bag's contents.
Rob: "Tanessa gave me a bj so good last night that I swear she swallowed a whole bag of babies when I came."

Joey: "You know what they say: 'a bag of babies a day keeps the stork away!'"
by Odeebee August 10, 2017
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Bali Baby

I'm going to say this in words:

Bad bitch, baller , #PlayGirlGang

Also my alter ego.
Hater : there goes Laurie again, showing off
Laurie: BITCH, GET ON MY LEVEL.
Jealous girl: she a Bali Baby
by LittleLaurie April 24, 2020
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plug in baby

my plug in baby, crucifies my enemies

-Matthew Bellamy (Muse)
by blackj June 12, 2005
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Pretty baby

Wow, look at that girl walking down the street, what a pretty baby!
by SteveMor909 July 14, 2007
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Bitch baby

People who tend to bitch and complain about things that don't even matter in life. Also a person who act likes a baby or toddler.
Jim was acting like a bitch baby because he didn't get a text back.
by Keyshanae January 30, 2017
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baby giraffe

The name given to the pose one must adopt in the toilet after awakening with a {boner} and dying for a piss.
i.e. legs spread wide and upper torso bent foward at the hips.
So called because of the obvious resemblance to a baby giraffe struggling to get to its feet.
I woke up half-way thru' the night with a stiffy and spent half an hour in the bathroom doing a baby giraffe trying to have a piss.
by ant August 4, 2004
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