Buying tables is female code speak for having sexual intercourse. Usually without strings or outwith a relationship.
"Oh me and Tom went buying tables this afternoon, it was fantastic"
"Richard told me tonight that he's only really interested in buying tables with me"
"Richard told me tonight that he's only really interested in buying tables with me"
by Howerd_Stern_Face September 22, 2011
Get the Buying Tables mug.Something that you buy once but sell twice therefore deems the item worthless. It’s one of the harshest insults you can give somebody.
by Slangteam6 June 14, 2022
Get the I can buy you once but I can sell you twice mug.A situation in which someone who has recently come into a very large sum of money goes and buys weird, unusual, or taboo things, simply because they can. The phrase itself is derived from Michael Jackson, who bought a pet chimpanzee named Bubbles in the 80's following the success of his album Thriller.
Person 1: I've just fucking won 20 million in the lottery
Person 2: Man, that's a lot of money, what are you going to buy?
Person 1: I'm buying a monkey.
Person 2: Man, that's a lot of money, what are you going to buy?
Person 1: I'm buying a monkey.
by rollacethejazzmaster September 5, 2021
Get the Buying a monkey mug.Coach Buys Homes is a locally owned home-buying company that helps West Virginia homeowners sell their properties quickly and hassle-free. They specialize in buying houses as-is for cash—no repairs, no cleanup, and no commissions. Whether you’re dealing with an inherited home, a vacant property, a fixer-upper, or just need to sell fast, they offer a simple, transparent process that puts you in control. Based in Charleston WV, they serve the greater Kanawha Valley and surrounding areas with honesty, speed, and local care.
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2: I thought it was funny, but now that I think of it, why did I even buy this mug?
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Get the Why did I even buy this mug? mug.Buy back clause - when an individual adds an element to a break up message so that you can come back later
I told her I will always love her when we broke up ,you always have to have a buy back clause just in case .
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