Better Breakfast

(1) A raw, uncontrollable force so sexually attractive that it defies all explanation and reasoning.

Not even Walshy can resist the sexual powers of Better Breakfast.

by [-Baker-] February 10, 2004

Breakfast Roulette

That awkward moment when you don't know what's spiked in your fridge.

<Wake up in the morning...>
"Wow, so hungover."
<Opens fridge.>
"Oh, God, what have I done?!? I don't have time for breakfast roulette! Whatever, f*** it!"

by herp derpy December 14, 2012

Breakfast Of Champions

Nutriotional Masochism

Tasty carbohydrate and fats followed by a ridiculous amount of nicotine and caffeine, a feel good Breakfast of champions!
Please don't judge my devotion to Nutritional Masochism....Cause I need it

by O' Baba June 6, 2017

Breakfast stare

the relentless unstopable stare one gets in the mornings or after just waking up.

Qiuk, wave at Mike, hes slipped into a "breakfast stare".

by luvguru November 26, 2009

Breakfast Anxiety

The anxiety one experiences after a night out with friends that no one will attend breakfast the following morning.

I experienced Breakfast Anxiety this morning

by BasementDweller October 2, 2013

Bagel breakfast

When a group of businessmen get together under the guise of a "business breakfast" but in reality, they're actually just there to eat each other's booties like groceries.

"Hey man, you ready for the annual company bagel breakfast tomorrow?"

"Yeah man, I've been cleaning my bunghole nice and thoroughly just for the occasion."

by fantasticmcsplooge October 19, 2016

breakfast rail

When you scrape up all the left over coke or meth off your card, razor blade, mirror, and/or scrape out your pipe frosties to do a line or rail after a night of partying or when you have nothing left and are making a last ditch effort to get high.

"Dude, I smoked up all my stash last night, I had to do a breakfast rail just to make it to work this morning."

by Teekums September 1, 2017