lazee_bass_turd

A well known term for chronic masturbation

Oh man, Allen's got the Lazee_bass_turd bad, for reals

Allen's been doing a lot of Lazee_bass_turd lately

by Songofmyself January 28, 2007

Double bass subwoofer

When an ear is placed between a girl's buttocks and the girl squeezes her buttcheecks together on the ear and farts.

Your mom double bass subwoofered me so hard last night my ear was bleeding.

by Some Gypsy December 24, 2009

Angela Bassett

The hottest actress on the planet. Talented, beautiful, an icon. We love her and worship her. You've seen her on American Horror Story, Boyz N The Hood, Black Panther and more. WE LOVE THIS WOMAN!

Angela Bassett: I'm hot.
Everyone: Yes you are queen, we love you.

by angangbobangbananafanafofang June 10, 2021

Precision Bass

A bass model crafted by Fender, and endlessly imitated. Slang term is the "P-bass". The first electric bass guitar manufactured in 1958, this has evolved into one of the most popular models ever. A versatile instrument, and extremely well rounded, but known for being able to produce a nice, fatter, lower tone. Sometimes said to be a "punk" instruument, but that's normally coming from the mouths of Ibanez-loving metalheads.

Wow! That Precision bass is sick!

by The Allergen April 30, 2005

bass player

the beat of a band, usually over looked and thought of as an easy thing to be but it is hard to find a right style and way to play. Also its allot hard for a band to be a good band without a bassist, though over looked without a bass most bands are crap, usually hangs out with the drummer because he is usually over looked too because the bass and drums are not for show like the lead singer or lead guitarist.

Damn the bass player rocked, with out him the band would have fallen part

by Z the Bassist April 7, 2008

bass clarinet player

Usually a player of the bass clarinet which is just like a regular clarinet but lower. Might be friends with the alto saxophone player and may cause unneeded drama in band.

A bass clarinet player that finds the need to date all saxophone players of her class

by alskj November 23, 2007

Bass Pro Shop

A common redneck hangout, and shopping center. It is where all the families decide to "git out" of their trailers and shop. The most common customer is of the obese, toothless, and inbred variety.

Dan and his cousin/wife Mary-Anne decided to go shop at Bass Pro Shop today

by BostonTJ93 October 15, 2009