Crap basket *oofties*

after smoking a shitload of weed one will say said phrase in a way most confused.

Crap basket *oofties* noun

*falls over* Crap basket *falls over again* OOFTIES
Crap basket *oofties* Definition- HOLY SHIT

by Taylor Forbes August 25, 2016

Underwater Basket Weaving

The act of female masturbation in a bath.

Sophie said she was going to have a bath but I think she's going for a bit of underwater basket weaving.

by CKing February 8, 2013

Putting the lotion in the basket

In hockey, to score a goal. Derived from an oft-repeated line from the film, The Silence of the Lambs, as uttered by the character Buffalo Bill: "It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again. It puts the lotion in the basket."

"Jagr leads the team in scoring, but Lemieux is no slouch at putting the lotion in the basket either."

"Iginla breaks away, dekes left....and puts the lotion in the basket! His 20th of the season."

by Nat Turner September 15, 2008

The Chinese Basket Trick

When a man pours Kung pow Chicken in his testicles and then his partner eats it

My girlfriend laquanda was mad at me So did the Chinese Basket trick for her and she was so pleased, she said it was the best salty kung pow chicken she ever had

by Papolia November 6, 2009

Hoover Bread basket

Verb-To secrectley hide shit in ones chili who you may be mad at.

Bob-Dude that chili taste really weird!
Nigger-Thats because i hoover bread basketed your chili next time dont steal my kool aid.

by buttright December 20, 2010

puts the lotion in the basket

What Hypothermia does

Hypothermia: it puts the lotion in the basket.

by dan July 15, 2003

Alien trumpet basket

You fuck her mouth with your toe, Facetime her mum and grandparents, grate your pubes into her eyelids, then cum on her knee like it's an alien trumpet basket.

"Oi Dean, why she got cum on her knee?"

"Gave her an alien trumpet basket."

by Eskimo trebuchet denier April 25, 2019