Atascadero High School

This "prestigious" high school is located in the mud-hole town of Atascadero. The only thing the kids there have in common is their hatred of the teachers, as most conversations between classmates revolve around when certain teachers will be retiring. Boasting possibly the most obnoxious school colors ever thought of, (orange and grey) the wrestling teams and football teams usually kick major ass. Outside of that, AHS is possible the worst place to grow up in on the central coast. The main academical focuses of the school is to have as few dropouts as possible and to beat neighboring cities in STAR test scores. If you aren't a drug-addict or a hic, this place is seriously not for you.

Lets go smoke some weed in the creek. It's not like there's anything better to do at Atascadero High School...like learning for instance.

by Peep-Grumpet November 22, 2011

alaskin doom dragon

when someone gets pinned down...then get brown noesed, then poop gets shuved down there throat.

jim: man...that party was wack!!
tim: yea... i feel sorry for the drunk guy who got the alaskin doom dragon!!
jim: yea... im the one that shat in the guys mouth!!!
tim: that guy was me!!!!!

by D4v!Dthemotherlover October 18, 2011

Alaskan Maple Hose

When a man and a woman cover their pubic hair in maple syrup and have intercourse while the woman eats a stack of pancakes. Before climax, the man wraps his penis in bacon and shoves it in his partner's mouth while making a loud moose sound. After finishing, he throws a cup of ice in his partner's face and slaps her behind with a raw chicken.

Bro I totally gave her an alaskan maple hose last night.

by Potatobro1 July 26, 2016

Alaska pipeline

Shit a firm, long shaped turd on a cutting board, plastic wrap, etc. Put it in a freezer until it's solid, then use it as a dildo and fuck your chick with it. RE: call in on Bubba the Love Sponge show.

Missy's lesbian girlfriend lost their strap-on so they had no choice but to do the Alaska pipeline but Missy didn't like the mess when it thawed.

by Flech belcher May 30, 2008

Atascadero

A town of 25,000 in San Luis Obispo County, California. Life in Atascadero involves dealing with rednecks, soccer moms, and the city's gigantic, overbearing, and incompetent police force. The police typically like to imagine they're in Los Angeles, and compensate for the lack of real crime in the city by harassing teenagers and motorists. They also receive huge amounts of funding with which they buy new cars and automatic rifles, so the officers can feel like their jobs aren't worthless.
In Atascadero, soccer mom families typically move to expensive suburban-esque housing that borders rural land, and complain about dirtbike noise.
Rednecks in Atascadero are generally part of a rare redneck subculture- that is, wealthy rednecks. They typically have large plots of land, expensive trucks, and dirtbikes (typically boats, ATVs and Jetskis as well). They enjoy anything relating to beer and recreational motor vehicles.

"Shit. Atascadero only has like, 25,000 people in it. Why the fuck are there so many cops?"

by HotelFoxtrot June 5, 2006

Alaskan Toothbrush

The act of fucking a bitch in the ass, then pulling your toothbrush out of your pocket, pulling your shlong out of her ass, then stick the toothbrush up her loose ass, gathering some shit off her ring hole, ejaculating on the shit which lays slagging on the brush, then making her brush her teeth with it.

I still have the taste of my own shit in my mouth from the Alaskan Toothbrush Mitch gave me last night!

by parra eels March 7, 2009

alaskan penguin

A penguin from Alaska.

-Marcela was the founder of an Alaskan penguin farm in Alaska.

by Taowai December 24, 2008