slime arse

Cheat, con-man (UK & Australia)

He looks like a slime arse, a hypocritical liar who's in the right profession for the "skills"...

Which dubious celebrity slime-arse is next to be exposed as ein fiddler of de poor ickle kiddies?

The city is actually pressuring certain businesses to sell their properties so as to allow slime-arse developers to build 200-unit appartments...

by slimearse July 12, 2009

Arse Virgin

A person whose bottom-hole remains unviolated.

My boyfriend wants to do me up the bum but I dont know if I should as I'm an Arse Virgin.

by Felicity Potbottle August 31, 2011

arse handing

To have ones arse handed to them, to be completely and utterly beaten. Applies to sports, video games etc

The defeat suffered today can only be described as a complete arse handing

A crushing defeat resulting from ones own ineptitude and or imbalance in skill levels

having your ass handed to you

by gazman123 December 7, 2013

arse plaque

Akin to 'clinkers', these are compound forms of poo that cling to the hair on a hairy anus.

Did you see her in the bathroom with those scissors removing that arse plaque?

by salvataggio November 10, 2007

Good Arse

Used as a way of making others aware of a sighting of a note worthy bum/arse.

More established users of the word may also use it as a way to announce that a night us going well.

A group of lads walking through the streets of Killarney might gaze upon a particularly exquisite female bum, they then look at each other and proclaim “Good Arse!”

by IontachImages September 18, 2021

Arse of The Covenant

An ass that is so disgusting you can't look at it without your eyes melting.

Homie 1: Bro, I stayed the night at Amy's last night.
Homie 2: Nice dude!
Home 1: Not nice. Turned out she had an arse of the covenant. I still hit that though.

by You_used_tocallme March 21, 2016

arse wees

Excessively runny poo. Like peeing from the arse.

OMG, I have the worst case of arse wees, my arse is sooo sore! Must have been the chicken!

by Leif Warren August 4, 2007