Schrödingers Ape

Apes are simultaneously retarded and highly-informed, resulting in Kenny having to quantum oscillate deez nuts.

All their fancy quantum physics models failed to solve the Schrödingers Ape paradox.

by TrueBananaMonkey November 19, 2021

True AP

True ap is the safe and pg 14 alternative to the term: True af (true as f**k) Safe and friendly for the whole family :)

Camilla: Toronto was so fun
Rachel, Layla, and Erika: True AP!

by rango emma February 22, 2022

Ape Jamel

A sub-par short 15 second video

That is such an Ape Jamel video

by Kool As Soot June 17, 2021

ap biology

a flaming hell hole of a class that will result in dropping gpas absolutely no sleep labs that don’t even make sense as someone who is taking ap bio please please please do NOT TAKE THIS CLASS. if u think ur all though and smart and “bIolOgy WaS sO eAsY” yes well this class ISNT. i’ve lost all my sanity and friends i get 0.00 hours of sleep and the highest i’ve made in a test is a 68. let’s go ap bio!

student 1: hey dude are you okay?

student 2: i have an ap biology test next period.

student 1: do you want me to kill you or are you gonna kill yourself

by brookehello October 25, 2019

Ape Hangers

A term for very large saggy old women titties whose best life are behind them. Also commonly referred to handlebars on a Harley Davidson Motorcycle popularized by the gay community.

Whoa, look at grandmas Ape Hangers! Those were probably awesome back in the day.

by BadLarryLenitz January 26, 2023

A$AP Blink*

A soundcloud rapper

A$AP Blink*A$AP Blink*A$AP Blink*A$AP Blink*A$AP Blink*A$AP Blink*A$AP Blink*A$AP Blink*A$AP Blink*A$AP Blink*A$AP Blink*A$AP Blink*A$AP Blink*A$AP Blink*A$AP Blink*A$AP Blink*A$AP Blink*A$AP Blink*A$AP Blink*A$AP Blink*A$AP Blink*

by Xtrippin February 7, 2023

AP Stats

Laughably easy AP test, second in easiness only to AP Psych. The class involves a bunch of z-, t-, binomial, and chi-squared distributions (i.e. assume a bunch of impractical BS, like on the AP physics exam, look up a value in a table, add a sentence our two). Generally taken by people who want to get out of their college math requirement without taking calculus.

I wanted some easy college credit, so I got a 4 on the AP Stats exam.

by rapdechocobo November 14, 2011