Alarm clock

The sound of tousands of electronic seagulls being skinned alive in order to wake your dumbass in the morning for a longer day of bullshit

1: I need to be up earlier than I want to be and before I would naturally wake up

2: Set an alarm clock

1: oh yes the only option I have that I still want to reject despite having no other option because I live alone

2: I'm here for you

by Broken toaster January 9, 2018

Alarm Cock

When your partner wakes up to your cock in his / her mouth.

Today’s been great, I woke up to my alarm cock again.

by Dr. Lewd May 3, 2018

allura grace

A beautiful young lady with ugly teeth. Weird nose. Beautiful singing voice.

Person 1: “Omg, is that Allura Grace?? Her nose is sooooooo ugly😏”

Person 2: “idiot. SHUT UP. she gonna b famous when she grows up. Better get on her good side!”
Person 1: “Good Thinking!!!!!”

by 80_08 February 16, 2018

aaura

Aaura maybe short but she has a huge heart , she is outgoing funny and can be very loud she is also a great twerker usually {tall} guys fall for aaura.

Aaura is an amazing {twerker}

by Luna gray May 16, 2018

alaunie

Funny and always in the mood to go swimming. She will be up for anything. She can do anything if she puts her mind to it. And she is very beautiful.

Alaunie she can be very useful if you need anything to do with being strong

by Queen659 June 9, 2018

Alarm Cock

A typical alarm clock with a slight surprise. When the alarm cock goes off a slightly limp dildo is smacked into your forehead violently. Usually leaving a slight veiny imprint or possibly a bruise depending on your model of the alarm cock.

Tiffany: "Whats that oddly veiny bruise on your forehead, Bruce?"
Bruce: "Oh that? I got the new Alarm Cock 3000."
Tiffany: "Damn I should upgrade mine, I have last years model."

by Blackfat August 17, 2018

Alaryk

He is that child that poops on the cake on your neighbors table and he lives in your attic secretly and he eats your food from your fridge we'll your out he also has a swan named rick, he steels fruit for rick

Alaryk will talk to you from the attic hello Jim hello Alaryk

by grama June 4, 2018