To tighten ones anus half way through an especially large turd, causing one half to fall into the toilet/bin, and to make the rest be forced back into the sphincter painfully.
" hello. ambulance please. i have just tried to do a banging shat and i have suffered third degree fudge-puckery..."
by Danny McFudgehole April 29, 2009
Get the Fudge-Puckerymug. The art of lathering a fudge or chocolate glaze on a piece of raw or cooked duck.
It was started by the ancient warriors in the mountains of China and it eventually died out in the late 19th century. Although most would believe it to be gone, some still practice it to this day.
It was started by the ancient warriors in the mountains of China and it eventually died out in the late 19th century. Although most would believe it to be gone, some still practice it to this day.
by Ericthelast July 25, 2016
Get the Fudge the Duckmug. When a girl is consipated you use the head of your dick like a shovel to get the shit out. Otherwise known as, de-turding.
by Payden Reeed September 2, 2011
Get the Fudge Spoonmug. A man was having a nice, happy shit, but then he started fudge sagging and was forced to wash his balls.
by Tartauras May 18, 2016
Get the fudge saggingmug. by acid bob December 22, 2008
Get the fudge packermug. by Give it a shot man December 8, 2009
Get the fudge pottingmug. by Jbabysweettuna February 23, 2014
Get the fudge mcflurrymug.