Shower fapper

Someone who takes multiple, abnormally long showers every day to hide that he/she masturbates.

"Why is jack allways in the shower?
"Oh, he's just a shower fapper"

by dis_is_spoorder_man September 22, 2016

Shower Boy

A certain AA that performs the act of African Goggles in the shower with his father.

Jim: See that AA over there?
Tony: Yeah, stay away from him. He's a Shower Boy that smells like his Dad's cum.

by Shower Boy March 7, 2018

Shower buddies

Friends who shower togather

Were shower buddies

by Weasel4040 October 7, 2016

Shit and Shower

When one takes a dump and doesn't bother with TP as they have to shower anyway.

John: hey bro I'm gonna take an Shit and Shower

Sam : Kk don't forget to rinse the shower

by FelonLady September 11, 2013

Ganz shower

The act of first butt chugging dark German beer, then standing over a naked sexual partner and spraying it out of the rectum over the face and body.

Wolfgang was feeling extra randy after too many Doppel Bocks and gave me a Ganz shower with the last bottle.

by MacaroniMangina September 7, 2019

Cower Shower

When you are particularly hungover, sick, or depressed, and lay down in the shower with the lights off to aid recovery. When done on a time limit, such as needing to go to work soon, it is known as a Cower Shower Power Hour.

1: Yo last night was crazy. You look rough though. You good?
2: Y'all are lucky I even showed up for my shift.
1: That bad?
2: Took a Cower Shower this morning and it saved my life.

by DasFen September 23, 2023

Shower Carrots

carrots that you eat in the shower because they taste yummier than your average carrots

"wow is that a carrot, I'm going to save that for my shower"
"wow, that shower carrot was yummier"
'I'm going to have my shower carrots now"

by heyoyoyoyo June 15, 2018