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Masonite religion

The Masonite religion A religion in which it is required to show their buttholes to join the church, fornication on the regular is also used to practice celebrate the holy one, marijuana use it a requirement when attending meetings. The holy one has the golden butthole, the holy ones buttholes are molded out of concrete slabs that can be seen at the Masonite church
by Buttholemasonite September 17, 2021
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true religion genes

A Mormon or former Mormon who has really good physical genes but may or may not have mental abnormalities
Girl one: do you see that cute guy over there? I think he’s Mormon.
Girl two: yeah but he can’t seem to keep his apartment clean.
Girl one: talk about true religion genes.
by Ingredients September 20, 2021
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RedPassing (religion)

RedPassing religion,Is a religion where you can’t show the top of your head during the daylight
Timmy respectfully wheres a hat during daylight hours cause he is RedPassing (religion)
by Billybobsamueljr October 1, 2021
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RedPassing (religion)

RedPassing religion,Is a religion where you can’t show the top of your head during the daylight
Timmy respectfully wheres a hat during daylight hours cause he is RedPassing (religion)
by Billybobsamueljr October 1, 2021
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religion

Something that people like to believe in, that serves to explain something when all else fails or as an excuse for something.
"We will spread our religion to them, and tell them it's the correct way."
by mrcockboy October 16, 2021
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The End-times Religion

A Naziyr: Devoted One to Yahweh is the religion mentioned in the book of Revelations Chapter 7 and 14 lead by the endtimes lead prophet Naziyr, originally known as the Archangel Michael and Melchizedek with a little book (scroll) he received from Yahweh (God of Israel) in Daniel 12:1, Malachi 3:1 & Revelations 10:1-11. A new Covenant is made with the members of this new religion and they will worship Yahweh as their only Lord and Savior.
Are you into "The End-times Religion?" You know, The Naziyrs: Devoted Ones to Yahweh?
by The Covenant Messenger August 23, 2021
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Ari religion

A group of people who worship their friend Ari because she is beautiful and amazing
Sorry Jehovah witness I already have a religion. I worship the Ari religion
by L1l k June 5, 2021
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