creamy hammer

Creamy hammer. The act of dipping your slong in a vat of cake icing and using it to hammer your significant other
My girl wanted a creamy hammer
by nibba boy November 16, 2017
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Toffee Hammer

A multipurpose tool originally used for "breaking apart toffee." It's other uses include cracking skulls, repelling trolls, sexual pleasure, and as a makeshift demolition tool for the great pyramids or the Stonehenge. Rumor has it, the Toffee hammers will store the souls of those killed by their awesome power.
"Man I can't get this door unlocked."

"Stand back, I'll knock it down with my toffee hammer!"
by Jtizzle96 January 15, 2018
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womb hammer

A slap on the vagina by a penis, preferably erect.
Ariana Grande said to her partner,"Ohh yea, keep that womb hammer going!"
by Meme Slurper December 17, 2015
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put the hammer

apply heavy, weighted vigorous force, such as the sex act (but not always specific to same) getting a "heavy" task done with VIGOR!
he put the hammer to her , soon ; they were satisfied!
she put the hammer to him!
they put the hammer to jim's moving day, soon wrapping things up!
they "churned and burned," and put the hammer to each other !
by michael foolsley January 29, 2021
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hammered the baseline

to check in non-working computer code right before a big meeting and deploy to the demonstration server.
Jim really hammered the baseline.

"Can't code this."
by Marine Coder April 04, 2013
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hammered palmer

A hammered palmer is a mixture of sweet tea flavored vodka and hard lemonade. The ratio is totally up to the drinker.
Hey make me a hammered palmer suck head!!
by Wayne Rathbun December 19, 2015
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pelican hammer

say pelican hammer”
what- no”
by Avery000 April 27, 2021
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