dan's girlfriend

A girl so large that she is the universe.
AKA DGF

"Hey dude, would you date the hottest gay guy ever, or Dan's girlfriend?"
"Well, Dan's Girlfriend is the universe, so I'd be dating both regardless."

by Tigh November 1, 2017

girlfriend jewelry

The kind of Jewellery you might buy for ur gf after you’ve known her for a few months, for a birthday or holiday. Not too expensive but still nice, around $50-$100. It’s not a very meaningful gift.

Guy 1: Is this a nice necklace for my gf?
Guy 2: Nah mate she’ll know that’s girlfriend jewelry straight away!

by Hepig February 19, 2019

girlfriend energy

The kind of vibes you get from a girl you see in the store or anywhere out in public (especially when she is alone), to make it known by everyone around her that she is not available. Maybe it’s because she’s got headphones on, she’s looking at her phone or her surroundings a lot to keep track of why she’s out in the first place and who is around her, and she doesn’t make eye contact or really smile at anyone. She’s not in a bad mood, she just doesn’t want to be approached by anyone with romantic (or, maybe even platonic) intentions of getting to know her.

example 1-
guy 1: hey man, you see her? go and holler at her
guy 2: nah bro she got gf energy, i’m not tryna get in somebody’s drama
guy 1: oh yea, you right. she don’t even smile, haha

example 2-
i used to come in here all the time and she’d ring me up and we’d talk a little before i left the store, but i gave her my number a couple times and now she got gf energy and won’t talk to me at all. i think she’s with somebody

example 3-
girl 1: why’d you give that man that girlfriend energy like that?
girl 2: what man?
girl 1: i know you just seen him! the dude that just smiled at you a minute ago! in the grey shirt?
girl 2: so? what about him?
girl 1: you know you’re single.. go talk to him! give that man a chance, i think he likes you.
girl 2: yea, i’m good on that… i don’t wanna talk.

by neil rc April 5, 2023

scooter girlfriend

the girlfriend of a scooterer. these girls love their scooter boyfriends. They are very loyal and will sometimes even hug their scooter boyfriend in public. A scooter girlfriend is every tween's dream.

Wow Bradley! I can't believe you have a scooter girlfriend already! We're 12 and she's like 12 and a half already. I've seen you guys hug in public. How does it feel to hold hands with a girl?

by DaddyPickle February 22, 2021

girlfriend veto

This is used when the man in question is making a bad decision. The girlfriend has the right to enforce a veto.

Bf: I'm going out with my friends. Were cliff jumping today!
Gf: Youre gonna die. That's a total girlfriend veto.

by LizzieLustmord November 26, 2017

Daxerentha's Girlfriend

Getting free ranked to O5 for zero reason.

"Shit babe lemme just hit you up with this promotion from CD > O5" - Daxerentha's Girlfriend

by Shit face 1000 September 17, 2022

Barnes' Girlfriend

A device created and cultivated to produce the true born Nebraskan. It contains their biggest export of wool along with the sensual masturbate device called the "Pocket Pussy". It enhances the animal instinct of Nebraskan folk and intensifies the pleasure of one man in particular. It satisfies the indulging need of sexual intercourse when he "can't get any". This term is the purgatory status of being a virgin and the old fashion self-help masturbation. The Barnes' Girlfriend is in local stores near you, if you are in Nebraska.

A guy was "struggle busing" today on getting a new girlfriend and so he met with his Barnes' Girlfriend in bed that night.

by Struggle Bus 69 April 30, 2013