Brandon

Someone who fucks cantaloupes

Why are there so many cantaloupes?

Oh, Brandon got horny

by clevelandboi455 September 18, 2018

Brandon

Brandon is a sugar baby who does not trust his momma. He loves a giraffe of a woman. Actually, he loves any girl with an age on a clock (not military time if you know what I mean). But if you ask, he will say women are not funny and belong in the kitchen. He also likes to be referred to as Riley Reid.

That dude is such a Brandon, I saw him with your mom.

by brandonboyyyy13 June 9, 2020

Brandon

A guy with a huge cock.

I could really use a brandon right now to please my needs

by Faces of men June 13, 2018

Brandon

Brandon is a nice guy, handsome shows off but is very kind and sweet. Has a lot of crushes but is always funny and amazing!

Bill: are u still with Olivia
Brandon : yea of course

by Mollie Surely November 12, 2019

Brandon

A guy who rather than has one, acts like a really big dick!

Someone who mistreats or bullies in order to feel good/strong or validated.
Douche

Bully
Prick

That guy is such an ass, a total Brandon!
That guy was totally talking shit to that little kid, then after school goes up to the kids mom talking about how he just wants to be his friend.
One that can't control their temper and diffuses their feelings by being me to everyone,.

by Middle Finger on each had up. May 11, 2019

Brandon

An asshole who like to lie about how many girls he's fucked. Over all he's a bitch with no life and thinks it's ok to ditch people. Everyone can't stand him but prentends they do out of pity. Most Brandon's aren't like this just one cunt

Girl 1-" I just started talking to Brandon"
Girl 2-" stop now before it's too late, he will just try to fuck u and then never talk to u again"

by Whitted November 15, 2017

Brandon

Big dick and extremely sexy amazing hugger and not Awkward at all can definitely talk to girls *wink* *wink* all the girls love him and not single

Brandon is thicc

by Kiwimythologiesmyeloid November 7, 2019