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28 ounces

The state of Massechusets.

The average shit has a mass of 14 ounces. 28 ounces is the mass of two shits.
Man 1: Hey, where you from man?
Man 2: 28 ounces.
by ShadDynasty September 24, 2024
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October 28

Yo should I open up Frankie’s snap?
Nah man it is October 28, National Leave Frankie On Delivered Day.
by TheBeastFromTheSouthEast October 28, 2020
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April 28

National ask out/kiss your crush day!
On April 28 you have to kiss or ask out your crush out!
Monica: Emily!
Emily: What?
Monica: Do you know what day it is?
Emily: April 28?
Monica: Yes! It's national ask out or kiss your crush day!
Emily: So i need to kiss or ask out my crush?
Monica: Yes! I see your crush there go do it!
Emily: fine.
Emily: Hey, do you wanna go on a date?
Crush: Yea, sure but why did you ask today?
Emily: because it's April 28!
by Lisax February 16, 2023
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April 28

Send random nudes Day. Don't think about it, just send them, it's the rules.
Girl #1: "what are you doing?"
Girl #2: "Sending random nudes, it's April 28th"
by Slimskinny35 April 28, 2024
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October 28

Steal your friend named Eric’s lunch money.
Hey Eric, it’s October 28 , hand the goods over
by EricEnjoyer420 October 27, 2021
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28

28 in Cantonese sounds like "easy prosper"
28 mate
by SirBlot September 24, 2023
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October 28

October 28 is National Torture Ben Day. On October 28, make sure to ensure that everyone you know named Ben has as miserable a day as possible.
I have plans o' plenty for October 28, Ben.
by oiliverrr December 11, 2023
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