February 28

National give a jhit named Jad head day

Give Jad head February 28, yeah he’s so fine I will

by Voester February 24, 2022

February 28

Slap your local Joey day!

joey “why’d you hit me?”
me: “it’s february 28, slap your local joey day!”

by Dirt______________________ February 27, 2023

February 28

Koe Wetzel Day, get drunk and high and go to Taco Bell

"Is anyone sober enough to take me to Taco Bell? It's February 28th"

by bsamanthav04 March 01, 2023

February 28

February 28th is when all girls despite talking, dating, or married to someone, must send at least 3 selfies to their significant other.

Hey babe its February 28th you know what that means, fine here's some cute selfies of me.
Why did you send me selfies of you I didn't ask for them, its February 28th so I had to.

by Houston71693 February 26, 2021

Women at 28

So when a women reaches this age. They had enough of taking lots of chad dick. They then realize life is important and time is running out. So instead of banging Joanzy and Johnny and Jameel. They finally would rather talk to a regular guy. But regular men are tired of womens bullshit by that age.

Women at 28 Stacy decided she was going to become a Becky now. Cause she didnt want to be a whore her whole life. But her old friend John was tired of her crap so he left.

by Anon2265 February 28, 2024

December 28, national give your girl a million dollars day

Just give her a million dollars🥰

Hey it’s December 28, national give your girl a million dollars day! Here’s a million dollars baby!

by Bestgfever December 28, 2023

Aug 28

Make out with ur crush day

Godammit it's aug 28 again
heheheh yes

by eh srry for ur lost February 14, 2022