wine can

To drink in public by concealing your beverage in another container. Examples being Vodka in a water bottle, Rum/Whiskey in a Cola bottle, or wine in a can of red pop. The original reference is from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

I like to walk around outside with a wine can.

by Nooneelsehasthisscreenname June 21, 2014

drink my husbands wine

the best metaphor for eating coochie

"drink my husbands wine" has got to be the best metaphor for eating coochie ever written.

by cahlchips June 1, 2022

Wine with a mermaid

It means sex.

Hey Karen, let's have wine with a mermaid.

by AgoPTP December 29, 2021

Reserve Wine

A liquid containing alchol not intended for consumption but commonly associated with and consumed by Native Americans. Such examples include mouthwash, rubbing alcohol, or hand santizer diluted in water.

Gee. My brother, Fucks Two Dogs, was arrested last night. Too much drinking that Reserve Wine. He needs to switch from Listerine to Scope.

by Charlie757473 June 4, 2025

white wine werewolf

Woman who can't handle her drink and turns vile after one glass too many.

Laura slagged off everyone, started a fight, then fell asleep on the condiments table in the pub. After 3 bottles she turned into a right white wine werewolf. Pisshead

by mac27 April 29, 2014

The Wine Mom's Kegel

The act of sticking a wine bottle up your ass and doing a handstand to get drunk.

Me and the boys are thinking of doing the wine mom's kegel tonight.

by Gavin Astrokes May 22, 2025

Women Drinking Wine

When a woman sees a photo of herself drinking wine, in what is almost certainly a sexual scenario with a suitor of ill repute, and pretends she isn’t the woman drinking wine.

Becky looked at the photo of a bottle, held erect in the air, with a firm full mouth grip, and scantily clad Becky drank from, as Raul’s heart raced, knowing she was emotionally in turmoil and could be manipulated “that’s a women drinking wine” said Becky.

by Third Leg Chuck July 22, 2022