Jon Link, a boy who takes apush and has a bad taste in dank memes, had sexual intercourse with a giraffe
by Caitlyn.rud@outlook.com November 04, 2016
Slang used when you have designated plans with a single person or a group of people and fall asleep 30 minutes ahead of time and miss the plans
by jondoee August 14, 2022
"the show lineup looked great, but when it came time to get ready i ended up pulling a jon and stayed home"
by gato perdido January 09, 2006
by Andiiiii May 14, 2008
by Ban_me_if_you_can November 20, 2019
When a prolific writer gets computer elbow, often referred to as tennis elbow, and then it happens in the other elbow. This sometimes chronic condition receives its name from the rock star Bon Jovi because the elbows are the fringe of the body and like Bon Jovi in a fringe jacket, 'bow pain can jump and have you Livin' on a Prayer.
Damn, my right tennis elbow was hurt so bad but now my left one is killing me. Must've been a Jon Bon Bow Jump!
by CousinofCalliope January 24, 2019
A religious non coed college in Jerusalem israel, referenced by this name by some members of the ESP program (English speaking program). Very cheap college tuition and high academic level, very difficult courseload depending on the degree and beit midrash learning in the morning.
friend 1: How’s the Jon
Friend 2: they forgot to print out our tests in English and then postponed our test till the next semester and changed the format of test to be different then the past ten exams of previous years without informing us before the exam.
Friend 1: what can I say, it’s The Jon
Friend 2: they forgot to print out our tests in English and then postponed our test till the next semester and changed the format of test to be different then the past ten exams of previous years without informing us before the exam.
Friend 1: what can I say, it’s The Jon
by Scarredautism May 24, 2024