jon job

Falling for someone after they give you the impression that they are single when in all actuality they are in a relationship or are emotionally attached to someone else.

That guy I was falling for has a girlfriend. What a Jon job.

by buffy the Jon slayer November 27, 2013

Jon Olsen

Big shrek daddy with big pp

"Jon Olsen is miles's number 1 shrek daddy

by Memes i love memes April 16, 2022

Jon sturtz

A really kind person very funny person an extreme sex magnet and gets all the girls

I want a Jon sturtz in my life

by Fortnite1234 April 15, 2021

jon

Our codeword for weed when we cant trust nobody

"Hey are you bringing jon to the party friday?"

by ouchmycookie January 26, 2017

jon

J-O-N the dumbest of all johns, is ether a dumbfuck or just a heroic bastered

Pau iz me jon, i herd u aint good and thatz bad
or bro did you see how Jon snow almost died.

by ohhh hell yea May 2, 2019

Jon

this is a name name just any name not a regular name but an awsome name and rare name fuck who ever insulted my name by saying it just a name.

hey jon looking real ocky today

by jersemty April 25, 2021

jon favreauing

v) creating or saving one’s movie franchise.

ant: jjabramsing, kennedying
n) Jon Favreau: American film genius

Nerd 1: Are you going to watch the new Doctor Who?

Nerd 2: Are you going put an ice pick into your balls? That is one show that desperately needs some jon favreauing.

by Alex Franklin December 21, 2020