December 9

ask out your crush day! in December 9th you ask your crush out

you: do you wanna go out?
crush: why?
you: it’s December 9

by sadieluna December 07, 2019

march 9

national hug a bitch day

it's march 9, let's go hug that bitch over there.

by lovely 🌻 October 15, 2019

9 September

National Adoption Day

“Why you so happy dad”
It’s 9 September I can put you up for adoption”
“Oh”

by Waka paka November 25, 2021

9/11

Like 7/11, they just open at nine, instead.

Hey, are you goin’ down to 9/11? If so, can you buy me a sandwich?

by Andersn’t not February 12, 2020

9/11

9/11 is an overused meme.

Oh my God 9/11 was an inside job

Or
9/11 couldn't have been an inside joke because the planes hit the outside.
Or
I caused 9/11 .

by PositiveJack September 04, 2017

9/11

The 9/11 is a sexual activity in which a guy airplanes (sometimes called the superman in other cultures) a girl while the second guy dives in from behind. When they all three fall this is called the 9/11.

Last night Jack was airplaining Jill while I came in from behind. It was kind of unstable and I 9/11 'd it.

by iDouBLETAPo January 21, 2018

9 november

slap your homies ass day

tyrone: you bro you so funny

*grabs his ass
Tyrone: what are you doin
no problem it's 9 november

by like yo ass November 07, 2022