i forgor

when u forgor 💀

Person: Hey @Walmart I have a question
Walmart: Hi there! How can we be of assistance?
Person: I forgor 💀

by name.jpeg August 17, 2021

I love it

The act of liking something. It doesn't actually pertain to love

"how do you like this potato?"

"I love it."

by Aaronp123 November 16, 2007

I lied

Phrase most notably used by teachers as a replacement for "I was incorrect," or "I presented the wrong information (on purpose)."

The usage of this phrase is likely a result in the instructor's attempt to be make witty statements; however no extra attention is given to "I lied" over "My mistake" or "This new concept renders the old one false."

Origin unknown. The phrase may have started with teenagers who felt the need to express faults in a comical manner. It seems that the trend ended, and teenagers have reverted to "just kidding," which has been reduced to "j.k. j.k." Middle school and high school instructors must have picked up the trend upon hearing several students use the term.

See: jk, j/k, jp

Teacher: I told you guys that the normal force is always opposite of the force of gravity. Well, I lied, because now we are moving into forces and inclines.

Teacher: I lied, the pop quiz will be added into the homework category.

Teacher: Oops, I lied. The color yellow does hold a significant value in the book Crime and Punishment.

by 881 January 25, 2006

2C-I

2C-I (2,5-Dimethoxy-4-Iodophenethylamine) is a phenethylamine somewhat similar in effects to 2C-B.

The standard oral dose is between 10 and 25 mg.

I drank 20 mg of 2C-I in orange juice and tripped for a few hours. It was kickass.

by Clamum March 05, 2004

aNd i oOp

Basic white 2019 teenagers who are also called VSCO Girls. There are also male version but are less common. You see this pathetic excuse- I MEAN UH HEY LOOK I DROPPED MY HYDRO FLASK SKSK AND I OOP OMG tEa-

They also like Starbucks and omg #Savetheturtles!!

What has society come to?

Bitchy VSCO girl: OMG sis!! Spill (Clap) The (Clap) TEA!!

Normal person: Uh, wtf are you doing in my house?

Bitchy VSCO girl: AnD i ooP!!! Sskksks

Normal person: 911? Hi yes, there's a VSCO girl in my home-

~A few seconds later~

FBI OPEN UP!! WHERE'S THE VSCO GIR???

Bitchy VSCO girl: OMG (Places save the turtle sticker on the police) #Savetheturtles sksks!! Omg, my scrunchie!!!

FBI: Call in the reinforcements. It's a super VSCO-

by wElLfUcKmEgEntLywIthAcHaiNsAw August 29, 2019

I guarantee it

George Zimmer's closing statement, especially after the successful use of his monolithic man meat.

Hi, I’m George Zimmer, founder and CEO of the men's wearhouse. While surreptitiously plunging my rosy-cheeked cyclopean ally into the anal cavity of a young migrant farm worker of indeterminate gender in the front row of a movie theater, the poor youth screamed for more than three minutes straight, finally coughing up a load of 100% pure Zimmer sauce and passing out. The other movie patrons, angry at the interruption of the adventures of sharkboy and lavagirl in 3-d, began pelting me with drinks, food, and phone numbers hastily written on napkins. Unfortunately, my outrageously dapper suit was ruined in the process. I nonchalantly pulled the unconscious youth off my enormous eyeball gouger and stripped nude. Then, with a bestial roar, I beat the entire audience to death--without leaving the front row. On my way out, in the custom of the Zimmer family, I gave them a burial at semen. I guarantee it.

by ms. anonymous August 05, 2006

And I oop-

when something happens that catches you off guard; often seen in the tik tok comment sections

Cody ko getting his haircut: *snip snip*
Jake Paul: you bully kids man!!

Cody ko: what kids?

Jake Paul: and I oop-

by Pseudopod May 27, 2019