9 September

National Adoption Day

“Why you so happy dad”
It’s 9 September I can put you up for adoption”
“Oh”

by Waka paka November 24, 2021

June 9

Nice people where born on this day

Im desperate in need because I was born on june 9 so hehehe

by methisyumyuminmytum November 11, 2019

9 cm

A small dick

Me: my dick is 9 cm
Gf:thats too short

by Sexy_Banana_905 April 24, 2020

July 9

it’s last kiss day (listen to last kiss by taylor swift)

Taylor Swift: That July 9th, the best of your heart. It jumps through your shirt, I can still feel your arms

Swifties: fuck u joe jonas

by ryssian.roulette February 9, 2023

9/11

Like 7/11, they just open at nine, instead.

Hey, are you goin’ down to 9/11? If so, can you buy me a sandwich?

by Andersn’t not February 12, 2020

9+10

21.

9+10 is 21

by SomeMoronThatIsDumb April 4, 2023

9 november

slap your homies ass day

tyrone: you bro you so funny

*grabs his ass
Tyrone: what are you doin
no problem it's 9 november

by like yo ass November 7, 2022