Urban Dictionary

A website that’s full of poggers and members trying to be funny and confuse the elderly.

Grandma: What does hentai mean?

Man: Search it up in urban dictionary.

Results: Friendly content, go watch it!

Later on,

Grandma: Oh my god, This urban dictionary is amazing!

by memerguy December 1, 2020

Urban Dictionary

1.A site where a simple word like (panda) word can mean literally anything from baby diapers to heroine
2.A meme page that keep asking you to buy a mug for your mama Jovana even if your mum name is Samantha (or is it?)

Never trust Urban Dictionary
"hip hop is a mammal, i looked it up in Urban Dictionary"

A:yo mama is fat ayoo
B:well yo mam is Urban Dictionary ayoooooo
C:ouch that burn!

by EXAY-JB September 28, 2020

Urban Dictionary

Urban Dictionary is like Pornhub but without the imagery and with text instead with the Twitter like feeling for some reason

Urban Dictionary is so inappropriate I can't believe I was looking at it when I was only 11 in 2021 and didn't learn any sex jokes

by TakoTheMemer November 13, 2023

Urban Dictionary

A site used to jack off or to just to search useless stuff because your mom grounded you.

"Yooo, I had so much fun last night jacking off to sex fanfics on Urban Dictionary. We should do it together sometimes!"

by anonymous September 14, 2020

The Urban Dictionary

The og of all dictionaries. Words used by men of culture, memers, weebs, depressed people, introverts, teens are contained in here. The website you are on right now is the Urban Dictionary. It was made for finding the definitions of words that are unknowned to boomers, millenials, the dicitonary itself. It is a place for words that were made by God himself to reside. This dictionary is mostly used by teens who are in a 'phase'.

Teacher: "you may use a dictionary to find the definitions for the words on the board."

Kid 1: "why not use the urban Dictionary?"

Teacher: *sweating intensifies*

Class: *stares at teacher*

by SomeRandomOtaku October 6, 2020

The urban

Noun. The act of attempting to digitally penetrate, through denim, the posterior of someone who is not your spouse. On the bar/dance floor of your eponymous steakhouse/bar/dance club. While being recorded by multiple phones from multiple angles. While regarding oneself as an honest, morally upright leader of our youth.

I can't believe Mitch got caught at that PAC fundraiser giving that donor the urban during YMCA.

by Big Baby Mars October 5, 2021

urban confessional

The act of using the Urban Dictionary as a confessional to confess things. These confessions are about various things. Many people do this in Urban Dictionary due to the ability to use a pseudonym as a username. This satisfies the feeling of the need to confess. At the same time it ensures that the confessor remains anonymous due to using the fake names as usernames (not everyone on here uses a fake name as a username, nut the large majority do).

I am on Urban Dictionary doing my own urban confessional. I, Ted Rimmel Jr, promised if Urban Dictionary printed my first definition (Oedifession) I would be entering over 100 (more like over 300) definitions of other words to confess about my Oedipus Complex, to confess about my mother being my girlfriend, to explain it, to prove it, and further support exposing it. So yes, many people on here use the urban confessional.

Sandra: "Ted Rimmel Jr is actually doing as he said. He said if Urban Dictionary posted his definition of Oedifession he would post at least 100 definitions of other words that support proving his Oedipus Complex, him being in love with his mother, and about his mother being his girlfriend. Ted is actually following through on his promise!"

Lance: "I have read some of Ted's previous definitions on Urban Dictionary. Confessing all about that on Urban Dictionary is definitely the way to go. By doing that Ted is definitely using the urban confessional. I will keep reading his definitions in the future."

by Ted Rimmel Jr December 4, 2024