National Hoodie Giving Day

Your best guy friend gives you his hoodie for the whole day and gives it back the next day

Girl-can i have your hoodie
Boy-why
Girl-its national hoodie giving day

by Bigpatatobag March 7, 2020

National nudes day

The day that you can actually not give a fuck about god and just let the whore in you shine. Show the damn titties bitchhhh

Person 1: what day is it? May 8?
Person 2: No dumb bitch it’s national nudes day... ;)

by Egirlwannabe March 8, 2020

national grab ass day

grab any girl or guys ass and they can’t get mad or complain about it

hey bro today’s national grab ass day

by charlesmkleroy March 9, 2020

national broken table appreciation day

its self explanatory. its national broken table day 🤷🏼

"Bro did you hear, today is National Broken Table Appreciation Day!"

by Stacy McKeen March 9, 2020

National Belt Day

March 10, a day when you wear your nicest belt and take pictures with your friends. At the end of the day you can wrestle each other naked with olive oil all over your bodies.

“ Hey it’s national belt day. Look at Jeremy he’s wearing his Louis belt”

by sheepdogmanguy March 9, 2020

National Slap Ass Day

Every March 13th you have the right to slap anyone's ass, male or female to celebrate the holidays!

Jacob: it's March 13th you know what that means...

Me: oh shit it's National Slap Ass Day how could I forget!

by SuperDope Trash March 10, 2020

National Slap Ass Day

Every March 13th you have the right to to slap a male or female's ass to celebrate the holidays!

Be sure to say "No homo" if necessary

Jacob: hey man it's March 13th you know what that mean

Me: oh shit it's National Slap Ass Day how could I forget!

by SuperDope Trash March 11, 2020