Turn on a charger socket, then grab a fork and put the handle into your urethra then stick the prongs of the fork into the activated socket and then cum.
by Squirty Murphy June 16, 2025

by AbramIsGay May 8, 2024

A unit of measurement for calculating how much bullshit you can get away with despite evidence to the contrary. Usually the bullshit comes from the bullshitter, making this hypocritical at best and a blatant abuse of power at worst.
by Anton LaBleu May 29, 2020

by Likeaboss223 December 8, 2012

A child that is raised to mainly to exist to lift up on a pedestal and be dependent on the parent that raised them that way. There is no mental or emotional freedom of thought (out loud) that a Cum Pet can voice, unless they are in rebellion. They are told what their opinions are on every topic imaginable before they can think to have one of their own. The Cum Pet believes everything that the enabling and controlling parents do is to keep them safe and help them, which is more often untrue, as it diminishes and hurts their personal growth on multiple levels. They come from parents that are extremely manipulative of what their child experiences and labels all experiences that could cause them to be more independent as bad / evil, dangerous or deplorable.
There is a difference between a 'cum pet' and a child.
Cum pets are raised to not think critically or to be creative, and to emotional and otherwise rely on their family, not themselves. They basically have clipped wings and are extremely sheltered so they don't fly the coop mentally, emotionally or otherwise. They don't have independent thoughts based on obscured facts. They are merely an extension and shadow of those who made them way way, nothing more.
When a child is truly raised to be a grown adult and potential leader, he or she learns all those opposite to a cum pet, and unlearns the old obsolete ways.
Cum pets are raised to not think critically or to be creative, and to emotional and otherwise rely on their family, not themselves. They basically have clipped wings and are extremely sheltered so they don't fly the coop mentally, emotionally or otherwise. They don't have independent thoughts based on obscured facts. They are merely an extension and shadow of those who made them way way, nothing more.
When a child is truly raised to be a grown adult and potential leader, he or she learns all those opposite to a cum pet, and unlearns the old obsolete ways.
by Have a Snickers July 7, 2023

When u feels like tellin the mandem u boutta cum no homo but wanna be fancy n that ting and wanna say it in a different language you get me?
Me: "Oi oi watch this noise" *cums in danish*
My homeboy: Oi that's some mad shit yknow blud
Thot: That jizz bussin bussin no kizzy
My homeboy: Oi that's some mad shit yknow blud
Thot: That jizz bussin bussin no kizzy
by Bored_Zomb November 4, 2021

A bitch (not a female dog) that is known for sleeping with anyone that's willing to fuck her.
like bruh calm down
like bruh calm down
Jessie : Did you hear of Stephanie?
Rita : Yeah I heard of that cum bucket!
Jessie : UM, I don't think were talking about the same bitch......
Rita : Are you sure?
Jessie : Well i'm talking about my sister/
Rita : Oh. yeah i'm referring to her. She slept with your boyfriend I thought you knew......
Jessie : ........
Jessie : THAT FUCKING CUM BUCKET GOT MY BOYFRIEND TOO!!!!!!!!
Rita : And...... there she blows.
Rita : Yeah I heard of that cum bucket!
Jessie : UM, I don't think were talking about the same bitch......
Rita : Are you sure?
Jessie : Well i'm talking about my sister/
Rita : Oh. yeah i'm referring to her. She slept with your boyfriend I thought you knew......
Jessie : ........
Jessie : THAT FUCKING CUM BUCKET GOT MY BOYFRIEND TOO!!!!!!!!
Rita : And...... there she blows.
by VioletTheDemonWolf December 20, 2019
