nub nut

the video game cross between a nub and a num nut

a nub nut would be someone who always fucks up in search and destroy and or makes the team lose all the time maybe one of your best friends but he/she is videogame impaired!

player1-what a friggin dumb ass i told you he was coming from behind you!
player2- i didnt see him!!!!
player1- thats because he was behind you your such a friggin nub nut!!!!

by deeznutz805 November 24, 2009

swing nut

The act of swinging your dick around while ejaculating.

My room is so dirty after that swing nut.

by Flapy Nong Wodd November 7, 2023

nut method

After thinking of a female and ejaculating, you receive post-nut clarity. This method helps to understand if you truly like a female. If you still find her attractive after beating one off, she passed the nut method.

“Did Miranda pass the nut method?”

“Yep, she’s definitely the one!”

by UNImagicMM March 14, 2023

Nuts of steel bang

Some random shit

Persons:Nuts of steel bang wow
Person 2:yeah

by Why you look December 1, 2020

Philip The Nut

(Some random crap I made up)
A phrase that you yell out of a car window or at other cars in parking lots or just people in general as long and as annoyingly as possible

*Driving by a person*
“PHILIP THE NUT!!!”
*Person gives you the thumbs up*

by Philip The Nut November 19, 2017

Pre Nut Wisdom

Certain men have a c-tier version of post nut clarity at all times called pre nut wisdom allowing them to make smarter decisions, not completely informed by their dick

John: I thought you liked that girl
Steve: Nah, my pre nut wisdom allowed me to see that walking disaster from a mile away
John: damn bro

by EseptioFTW April 24, 2021

Bust a nut

To smash a cashew with a sledgehammer until it’s broken into smithereens the size of your ex’s peen.

Bust a nut but like don’t actually you have no sledgehammer

by Yeet_the_boomer October 20, 2019