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cringe derangement syndrome

1) Rather than living genuinely as your true self, letting the internet's notion of "cringe" rule both your every action and affect your judgment of others.

2) To have a highly, highly overtuned cringe-detector, to such a degree it makes you not just judgemental but, most crucially, insecure. In every action you take, you worry of coming off in a way that is "cringe" and this insecurity you too project onto others, in effect being judgemental of anything you would have yourself avoided doing in fear of its "cringe."
A cringe man will always think he's based, but a based man is truthful to his cringe self. To live otherwise is to have succumbed to cringe derangement syndrome and became the most cringe of all.

CDS Sufferer: Hey did you see that cringe ass poem Ronald wrote? Was it meant to be deep or something? Lol??
Lao Tzu: Tell me, oh judgmental one. Would your life not be better, were you to also allow such art to burst forth from yourself, both shameless of its quality, and fearless of the perceptions of others? This standard you hold yourself to, this arbitrary delineation between "cringe" and "based," this self-limitation and negativity that infects your heart, yes, I find it to be the most cringe thing of all.
CDS Sufferer: You're right... I wrote a bunch of poems too, but I shredded them up for fear of people thinking they were bad or faux-deep. I will now be truly based: I will be cringe without shame!
by Melogale September 23, 2023
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Blue Circle Syndrome

When Individuals on your team (Not Members of your gaming party) Are blind to enemy movement as well unable to shoot said enemies. As part of Blue Circle Syndrome they are also unable to complete simple tasks involving the objective game mode types.
“These Blues are Shite” Fraser & Steph Said

The Definition is based upon a member of your team being unable to provide simple and effective support to the team. Blue Circle Syndrome (BCS)
by Steven Aurelian Rose November 14, 2022
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Bald Dad Syndrome

the clinical name for the effects of having a bald dad on a child the usual symptoms of Bald Dad Syndrome are erratic outbursts of retarded behavior as well as having red hair
person one : hey Eamon you trying to watch a show together
Eamon : oh I know we should watch Hamilton
person one : damn nigga that Bald Dad Syndrome hitting you heavy
by not44limes September 6, 2021
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Madixi normus syndrome

Madixi normus is a syndrome not all males are born with. It’s genetically passed sometimes it can skip a child, But once you have the disease you will continue to have symptoms for the remainder of your life

Symptoms include: Hangloitis or tum-a-necaps
(symptoms are almost immediately active when u have this disease.)
Having this syndrome will force you to buy bigger pants sweat pants are usually not a smart choice with having the Madixi normous disease!!!!

: Longstroking
: heavy jeans
: occasional irritation or discomfort

: “ The Print” or malecameltoe

:hanglotudafloitis or tuma-nekaps

women tend to go crazy and it is very common to change their emotions As well intensify’s their sex drive.

Doctors are usually helpless in this kind of senario. They attempt to mock the disease with enhancements and silly pills but the Real Madixi normus syndrome or disease lies dormant and passed down usually if your father had it. No medication is necessary!!!
While getting my monthly physical today the doctor told me I’m showing symptoms of madixi normus syndrome.
by Dr. Fell good July 19, 2021
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Walrus RP Syndrome

When you're roleplaying but you suddenly get too involved with the lore and logic of the world and trying to make everything fot together perfectly
We wanted to play DnD, but got Walrus RP Syndrome and ended up spending hours talking about the hierarchy of Kobold society
by The True Mathias April 7, 2022
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Bald Man Syndrome

The sudden onset on depression, anger issues, fertility issues such as low sperm count, low libido, and issues getting an erection as a result of hair loss. The balder you get the more these symptoms present themselves.
Billy: Mom why is dad acting so weird? He gets mad at me for no reason.
Mom: Your dad is suffering from bald man syndrome billy, and it'll only get worse.
by 21 Kid 21 Kid 21 21 21 21 January 26, 2023
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supporting character syndrome

Similar to third wheeling, a side-effect of feeling outcast or playing second fiddle to someone more popular or important.
Person 1: Hey, what's wrong with Marcus?
Person 2: Oh, he's dealing with supporting character syndrome.
Person 1: Oh, from Jason and Sarah?
Person 2: Yeah.
by mqqsie November 9, 2019
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