by NeverFrosted November 27, 2020
Get the Your viewer count is downmug. Noun: a therapeutic act of penetrative intercourse in which the penetrating male assumes a physical position dominant enough to render his partner completely immobile, typically taking the over position in an over/under horizontal configuration ambiguous enough to initially suggest nothing more than an intention to cuddle, but eventually building to a fucking so goddamn hard and so goddamn good for so goddamn long that the penetrated partner – through a process similar to the churning of butter – is broken down into paste, then ash, and finally dust, before being reborn as an all-new, happier, healthier, much less mouthy version of who they had been prior to the dick down. (The shout of "Hallelujah, Jesus!" that traditionally concludes a dick down has led some scholars to suggest a possible link to what is referred to in some circles as "receiving the holy spirit," some going so far as to suggest that they are, in fact, one and the same event, the latter simply reflecting a more polite way to refer to the former in the presence of children.)
"You know what that mouthy little B needs, don't you?"
"Yes, mama. To receive the holy spirit."
"Don't you DARE use that language in my house! What that little B needs is a five-hour dick down, that's what that little B needs!"
"Yes, mama."
"Well what are you standing here for, then? GO DICK THAT LITTLE B DOWN! And pick me up a bottle of Pepsi on your way back. Did I say five hours? Two is fine. The small bottle, not the jug. And regular Pepsi, none of the other crazy ones. Pepsi has lost its G-D mind.
BOY, I SAID GO!"
"Yes, mama. To receive the holy spirit."
"Don't you DARE use that language in my house! What that little B needs is a five-hour dick down, that's what that little B needs!"
"Yes, mama."
"Well what are you standing here for, then? GO DICK THAT LITTLE B DOWN! And pick me up a bottle of Pepsi on your way back. Did I say five hours? Two is fine. The small bottle, not the jug. And regular Pepsi, none of the other crazy ones. Pepsi has lost its G-D mind.
BOY, I SAID GO!"
by gwillikrz May 7, 2022
Get the dick downmug. Not to be confused with someone with mental or physical handicaps that they have no control over, The person or persons who are eligible for this elite title have achieved such a high level of being a retard/idiot/all-a-round horrible human being-ism that can only be achieved through a long generational line of retards for parents/grandparents/etc...the kind of family tree that started when two people have been in a loving relationship since they got together in "home-school"
I cant stand that guy, he's a bigger idiot than his old man...that whole family is hand-me-down retarded!!
by Dr. Barry N. McKockner iii January 23, 2025
Get the hand-me-down retardedmug. by HerediaT September 7, 2016
Get the smoke down the housemug. 
Get the honk downmug. by Cdiscountvocab December 1, 2016
Get the to plum downmug. "Talk down" Something the girls said in junior high when they bragged they were better then Chelsie. Chelsie seemed good but I didnt know her like that. Girls can be so mean.
by lefty three September 17, 2020
Get the Talk downmug.